WEBVTT 00:00:00.055 --> 00:00:00.984 - [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen... 00:00:01.198 --> 00:00:01.476 (slam) 00:00:02.250 --> 00:00:02.952 (Bread laughs/coughs) 00:00:02.977 --> 00:00:03.438 - [Banana] We got 'em. 00:00:03.517 --> 00:00:04.194 - [Bread] Wwwhat? 00:00:04.266 --> 00:00:04.575 (Banana laughs) 00:00:04.671 --> 00:00:05.741 - [Bread] You've asked for it. 00:00:05.972 --> 00:00:06.924 It is here. 00:00:07.042 --> 00:00:09.161 - [Banana] Alright. To give you a brief overview... 00:00:09.684 --> 00:00:10.684 there's a bomb. 00:00:11.208 --> 00:00:12.652 You have to complete the modules. 00:00:12.914 --> 00:00:14.694 You don't wanna get strikes. 00:00:14.843 --> 00:00:15.835 And that's about it. 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:17.351 - [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up. 00:00:17.375 --> 00:00:18.601 - [Banana] Don't blow up. - [Bread] Basically... yeah. 00:00:18.927 --> 00:00:20.728 Pivotal rule. - [Banana] I gotta keep talking. 00:00:20.831 --> 00:00:21.831 Or... - [Bread] Or... 00:00:22.315 --> 00:00:23.291 Or nobody explodes? 00:00:23.442 --> 00:00:24.743 - [Banana] "Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes" 00:00:24.784 --> 00:00:26.370 - [Bread] Ah okay, my bad. - [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking 00:00:26.395 --> 00:00:28.188 Or nobody explodes, like wait... 00:00:28.424 --> 00:00:30.074 I have a choice here. Hold on. - [Bread] We- we would kill people. 00:00:30.099 --> 00:00:31.622 - [Banana] Yeah. - [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever. 00:00:31.702 --> 00:00:33.964 And for visual pleasure, cause I'm not closing this book again, 00:00:33.989 --> 00:00:35.535 just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4 right there. 00:00:35.585 --> 00:00:37.011 (Bread laughs) - [Banana] Alright, we're ready. 00:00:37.167 --> 00:00:38.186 (Bread burps) 00:00:38.211 --> 00:00:39.811 - [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready. - [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude. 00:00:39.853 --> 00:00:41.821 - [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb" 00:00:42.067 --> 00:00:42.829 - [Banana] The First Bomb? 00:00:42.855 --> 00:00:44.037 - [Bread] Are we ready? - [Banana] Is there like levels? 00:00:44.042 --> 00:00:45.426 How does this work? I've never opened the game. 00:00:45.450 --> 00:00:48.513 - [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere. Let's just hope it doesn't end here too." 00:00:48.553 --> 00:00:50.616 Five minutes. Three modules. Three strikes. 00:00:51.077 --> 00:00:52.503 - [Banana] Okay. - [Bread] We have no best time. 00:00:52.749 --> 00:00:54.066 We'll just speedrun this sh*t? 00:00:54.107 --> 00:00:55.345 - [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna- 00:00:55.370 --> 00:00:57.575 We're gonna finish it with a minute and ten seconds left. 00:00:57.694 --> 00:00:58.051 - [Bread] Okay! - [Banana] Yeah. 00:00:58.178 --> 00:00:58.662 - [Bread] How many strikes? 00:01:00.083 --> 00:01:01.694 - [Banana] All of them. (Both laugh) 00:01:01.728 --> 00:01:03.553 - [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes only. You are not allowed to look at 00:01:03.577 --> 00:01:04.482 the Bomb Defusal Manual." 00:01:04.736 --> 00:01:05.612 - [Banana] Yep. - [Bread] The computer's 00:01:05.620 --> 00:01:06.421 pretty perfectly normal - [Banana] Yeah no. 00:01:06.453 --> 00:01:07.850 He- he can't see anything right now. 00:01:08.056 --> 00:01:08.857 What? - [Bread] I'm in a dark room and 00:01:08.882 --> 00:01:09.604 it's 16:05. 00:01:11.376 --> 00:01:12.980 Okay, I can highlight stuff but everything's black. 00:01:13.052 --> 00:01:13.353 (light on) 00:01:13.464 --> 00:01:13.726 (Bread gasps) 00:01:13.790 --> 00:01:14.400 - [Bread] The light turned on. 00:01:15.004 --> 00:01:15.257 (bomb beeping starts) 00:01:15.583 --> 00:01:17.178 It's going down. Okay. Counting down 00:01:17.208 --> 00:01:18.091 - [Banana] There's a bomb? - [Bread Yep. 00:01:18.127 --> 00:01:19.817 - [Banana] Alright. What are you looking at right now? Do you see a timer? 00:01:20.126 --> 00:01:22.921 - [Bread] I'm seeing a timer. There is also four symbols in the middle. 00:01:23.094 --> 00:01:25.205 The bottom left is like a smiley face with a tongue. 00:01:25.507 --> 00:01:27.268 Uhh, there's like- - [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape 00:01:27.292 --> 00:01:28.165 or is it like a normal square? 00:01:28.197 --> 00:01:28.871 - [Bread] It's a square. 00:01:30.229 --> 00:01:31.820 - [Banana] Jesus Christ. Okay. There's symbols? 00:01:31.987 --> 00:01:33.288 - [Bread] Yes. - [Banana] "On the subject of keypads, 00:01:33.376 --> 00:01:34.496 Only one combo below-" okay. 00:01:34.575 --> 00:01:35.714 Read off the- is it- is it like- 00:01:35.786 --> 00:01:37.571 like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2. - [Bread] Yeah. 00:01:37.730 --> 00:01:38.167 2 by 2. - [Banana] Alright. 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:39.524 What's- what's one of the symbols? 00:01:39.556 --> 00:01:40.897 - [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face 00:01:40.897 --> 00:01:41.543 - [Banana] Wait wait. - [Bread] with the tongue out. 00:01:41.559 --> 00:01:42.995 - [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out. Okay. 00:01:43.044 --> 00:01:46.948 - [Bread] Top right is a letter b with a line through the like- 00:01:47.020 --> 00:01:48.448 the lowercase letter b with a line through it. 00:01:48.464 --> 00:01:49.645 - [Banana] Okay so like an upside down g. 00:01:50.240 --> 00:01:52.462 - [Bread] Nnnnnno. - [Banana] Looks like a six. 00:01:53.105 --> 00:01:54.446 - [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah. - [Banana] Okay. 00:01:54.531 --> 00:01:56.159 We got a six. - [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an 00:01:56.190 --> 00:01:57.230 X with an I in it 00:01:57.442 --> 00:01:58.434 like the letter I. 00:01:59.538 --> 00:02:00.841 - [Banana] X with the letter I in it. 00:02:02.309 --> 00:02:03.044 - [Bread] And then... 00:02:03.833 --> 00:02:05.471 - [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X with the letter I in it. 00:02:05.531 --> 00:02:07.997 - [Bread] It's like a fancy X with the letter I in it 00:02:08.077 --> 00:02:11.501 or like an I with two... like parentheses on either side.