- [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen...
(slam)
(Bread laughs/coughs)
- [Banana] We got 'em.
- [Bread] Wwwhat?
(Banana laughs)
- [Bread] You've asked for it.
It is here.
- [Banana] Alright. To give you a brief overview...
there's a bomb.
You have to complete the modules.
You don't wanna get strikes.
And that's about it.
- [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up.
- [Banana] Don't blow up. - [Bread] Basically... yeah.
Pivotal rule. - [Banana] I gotta keep talking.
Or... - [Bread] Or...
Or nobody explodes?
- [Banana] "Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes"
- [Bread] Ah okay, my bad. - [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking
Or nobody explodes, like wait...
I have a choice here. Hold on. - [Bread] We- we would kill people.
- [Banana] Yeah. - [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever.
And for visual pleasure, cause I'm not closing this book again,
just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4 right there.
(Bread laughs) - [Banana] Alright, we're ready.
(Bread burps)
- [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready. - [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude.
- [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb"
- [Banana] The First Bomb?
- [Bread] Are we ready? - [Banana] Is there like levels?
How does this work? I've never opened the game.
- [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere. Let's just hope it doesn't end here too."
Five minutes. Three modules. Three strikes.
- [Banana] Okay. - [Bread] We have no best time.
We'll just speedrun this sh*t?
- [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna-
We're gonna finish it with a minute and ten seconds left.
- [Bread] Okay! - [Banana] Yeah.
- [Bread] How many strikes?
- [Banana] All of them. (Both laugh)
- [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes only. You are not allowed to look at
the Bomb Defusal Manual."
- [Banana] Yep. - [Bread] The computer's
pretty perfectly normal - [Banana] Yeah no.
He- he can't see anything right now.
What? - [Bread] I'm in a dark room and
it's 16:05.
Okay, I can highlight stuff but everything's black.
(light on)
(Bread gasps)
- [Bread] The light turned on.
(bomb beeping starts)
It's going down. Okay. Counting down
- [Banana] There's a bomb? - [Bread Yep.
- [Banana] Alright. What are you looking at right now? Do you see a timer?
- [Bread] I'm seeing a timer. There is also four symbols in the middle.
The bottom left is like a smiley face with a tongue.
Uhh, there's like- - [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape
or is it like a normal square?
- [Bread] It's a square.
- [Banana] Jesus Christ. Okay. There's symbols?
- [Bread] Yes. - [Banana] "On the subject of keypads,
Only one combo below-" okay.
Read off the- is it- is it like-
like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2. - [Bread] Yeah.
2 by 2. - [Banana] Alright.
What's- what's one of the symbols?
- [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face
- [Banana] Wait wait. - [Bread] with the tongue out.
- [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out. Okay.
- [Bread] Top right is a letter b with a line through the like-
the lowercase letter b with a line through it.
- [Banana] Okay so like an upside down g.
- [Bread] Nnnnnno. - [Banana] Looks like a six.
- [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah. - [Banana] Okay.
We got a six. - [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an
X with an I in it
like the letter I.
- [Banana] X with the letter I in it.
- [Bread] And then...
- [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X with the letter I in it.
- [Bread] It's like a fancy X with the letter I in it
or like an I with two... like parentheses on either side.