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-"For a friend, you're quite a find.

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Hope you'll be my Valentine"?

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Hey! I'm not a find!

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-Ah, don't be so modest.

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Happy Valentine's Day, Orange.

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-Yay! Now read mine!

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-"Hey Lil Apple,

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I bet it must be hard

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reading a letter when you're smaller than the card!"

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Uhh...

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Thanks, Orange.

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-You're welcome.

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Hey, read yours, Pear.

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-"Sometimes you're like an apple,

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sometimes you're like a pear,

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either way it goes,

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you still don't have any hair."

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-[laughs] You're a chrome-dome.

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-Is that your idea of a Valentine?

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-Yeah, all right, Marshmallow's turn.

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-Hey fluffy face,

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you're made of sugar,

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so how come when you sneeze,

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you still blow out boogers?"

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[giggles]

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You're tickling me with words.

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-Orange, you're doing it wrong.

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Do you even understand what this day means?

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-Duh, it's the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card.

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-Yeah, good feelings.

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Stuff like, "Thanks for being my friend and not always calling me--"

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-A midget? [laughs]

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-[groans]

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-See? I know all about Valentine's Day.

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And now we're gonna light off fireworks until the Easter Monkey lays his eggs.

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-Yay!

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-No, that's not even--

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Wow, I don't even know where to start.

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-With a Valentine.

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Geez, someone's slow today.

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-Okay, Orange, let's try this.

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See Passion over there?

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-Hi, Orange.

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-Whoa! Hey, Passion.

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-Remember, it's Valentine's Day.

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Try to say something nice.

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-Umm... hey, Passion.

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-Yes, Orange?

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-Roses are red,

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violets are blue,

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you look like an angel...

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-Yes?

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-That belongs in the zoo.

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[laughs] Ow!

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-That's for making fun of my costume.

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-Ow, she really knows how to make a point. [laughs]

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-Well, maybe if you'd say something nice.

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-What? It's better than what I was gonna say.

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-What's that?

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-Hey you, dressed like Cupid,

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don't you know you look so stupid?

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[laughs] Ow!

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-I'm not deaf, you know.

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-That's it, I quit.

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I'm not even gonna wait for the groundhog to see my shadow.

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-What?

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-Huh?

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-Yay! I love groundhogs!

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-Look, you just need practice.

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Why don't you talk to that grape over there?

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-Hi, hi Orange.

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-Nah, he looks like a little "winer." [laughs]

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-No, Orange.

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Just say something nice to him.

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No puns, no jokes, and keep it clean.

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-Okay, you can do this, Orange.

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Say something nice.

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[groans]

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[gulps] Umm...

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Umm...

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Hey!

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-What? What is it, Orange?

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-Happy Valentine's Day...

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-[sighs in relief]

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-Knife!

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[slice!]

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-Whoa!

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-Hey, thanks Orange.

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Oh, crap.

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I did it again.

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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-Ow!

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-Whoops.