-"For a friend, you're quite a find.
Hope you'll be my Valentine"?
Hey! I'm not a find!
-Ah, don't be so modest.
Happy Valentine's Day, Orange.
-Yay! Now read mine!
-"Hey Lil Apple,
I bet it must be hard
reading a letter when you're smaller than the card!"
Uhh...
Thanks, Orange.
-You're welcome.
Hey, read yours, Pear.
-"Sometimes you're like an apple,
sometimes you're like a pear,
either way it goes,
you still don't have any hair."
-[laughs] You're a chrome-dome.
-Is that your idea of a Valentine?
-Yeah, all right, Marshmallow's turn.
-Hey fluffy face,
you're made of sugar,
so how come when you sneeze,
you still blow out boogers?"
[giggles]
You're tickling me with words.
-Orange, you're doing it wrong.
Do you even understand what this day means?
-Duh, it's the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card.
-Yeah, good feelings.
Stuff like, "Thanks for being my friend and not always calling me--"
-A midget? [laughs]
-[groans]
-See? I know all about Valentine's Day.
And now we're gonna light off fireworks until the Easter Monkey lays his eggs.
-Yay!
-No, that's not even--
Wow, I don't even know where to start.
-With a Valentine.
Geez, someone's slow today.
-Okay, Orange, let's try this.
See Passion over there?
-Hi, Orange.
-Whoa! Hey, Passion.
-Remember, it's Valentine's Day.
Try to say something nice.
-Umm... hey, Passion.
-Yes, Orange?
-Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you look like an angel...
-Yes?
-That belongs in the zoo.
[laughs] Ow!
-That's for making fun of my costume.
-Ow, she really knows how to make a point. [laughs]
-Well, maybe if you'd say something nice.
-What? It's better than what I was gonna say.
-What's that?
-Hey you, dressed like Cupid,
don't you know you look so stupid?
[laughs] Ow!
-I'm not deaf, you know.
-That's it, I quit.
I'm not even gonna wait for the groundhog to see my shadow.
-What?
-Huh?
-Yay! I love groundhogs!
-Look, you just need practice.
Why don't you talk to that grape over there?
-Hi, hi Orange.
-Nah, he looks like a little "winer." [laughs]
-No, Orange.
Just say something nice to him.
No puns, no jokes, and keep it clean.
-Okay, you can do this, Orange.
Say something nice.
[groans]
[gulps] Umm...
Umm...
Hey!
-What? What is it, Orange?
-Happy Valentine's Day...
-[sighs in relief]
-Knife!
[slice!]
-Whoa!
-Hey, thanks Orange.
Oh, crap.
I did it again.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
-Ow!
-Whoops.