1 00:00:00,673 --> 00:00:02,485 -"For a friend, you're quite a find. 2 00:00:02,485 --> 00:00:04,807 Hope you'll be my Valentine"? 3 00:00:04,807 --> 00:00:06,989 Hey! I'm not a find! 4 00:00:06,989 --> 00:00:08,500 -Ah, don't be so modest. 5 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,333 Happy Valentine's Day, Orange. 6 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:12,083 -Yay! Now read mine! 7 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:13,491 -"Hey Lil Apple, 8 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:14,930 I bet it must be hard 9 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:17,849 reading a letter when you're smaller than the card!" 10 00:00:17,849 --> 00:00:19,224 Uhh... 11 00:00:19,224 --> 00:00:20,689 Thanks, Orange. 12 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:21,664 -You're welcome. 13 00:00:21,664 --> 00:00:23,016 Hey, read yours, Pear. 14 00:00:23,016 --> 00:00:24,683 -"Sometimes you're like an apple, 15 00:00:24,683 --> 00:00:26,262 sometimes you're like a pear, 16 00:00:26,262 --> 00:00:27,655 either way it goes, 17 00:00:27,655 --> 00:00:29,931 you still don't have any hair." 18 00:00:29,931 --> 00:00:32,244 -[laughs] You're a chrome-dome. 19 00:00:32,244 --> 00:00:34,323 -Is that your idea of a Valentine? 20 00:00:34,323 --> 00:00:36,156 -Yeah, all right, Marshmallow's turn. 21 00:00:36,156 --> 00:00:37,448 -Hey fluffy face, 22 00:00:37,448 --> 00:00:38,448 you're made of sugar, 23 00:00:38,448 --> 00:00:39,573 so how come when you sneeze, 24 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,739 you still blow out boogers?" 25 00:00:40,739 --> 00:00:41,948 [giggles] 26 00:00:41,948 --> 00:00:43,537 You're tickling me with words. 27 00:00:43,537 --> 00:00:45,198 -Orange, you're doing it wrong. 28 00:00:45,198 --> 00:00:47,067 Do you even understand what this day means? 29 00:00:47,067 --> 00:00:49,807 -Duh, it's the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card. 30 00:00:49,807 --> 00:00:51,339 -Yeah, good feelings. 31 00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:54,079 Stuff like, "Thanks for being my friend and not always calling me--" 32 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:55,844 -A midget? [laughs] 33 00:00:55,844 --> 00:00:57,005 -[groans] 34 00:00:57,005 --> 00:00:58,584 -See? I know all about Valentine's Day. 35 00:00:58,584 --> 00:01:01,839 And now we're gonna light off fireworks until the Easter Monkey lays his eggs. 36 00:01:01,839 --> 00:01:02,671 -Yay! 37 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,250 -No, that's not even-- 38 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,664 Wow, I don't even know where to start. 39 00:01:06,664 --> 00:01:08,104 -With a Valentine. 40 00:01:08,104 --> 00:01:09,813 Geez, someone's slow today. 41 00:01:09,813 --> 00:01:11,521 -Okay, Orange, let's try this. 42 00:01:11,521 --> 00:01:12,938 See Passion over there? 43 00:01:12,938 --> 00:01:14,188 -Hi, Orange. 44 00:01:14,188 --> 00:01:17,021 -Whoa! Hey, Passion. 45 00:01:17,021 --> 00:01:18,870 -Remember, it's Valentine's Day. 46 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,578 Try to say something nice. 47 00:01:20,578 --> 00:01:22,661 -Umm... hey, Passion. 48 00:01:22,661 --> 00:01:24,120 -Yes, Orange? 49 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,536 -Roses are red, 50 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:27,078 violets are blue, 51 00:01:27,078 --> 00:01:28,703 you look like an angel... 52 00:01:28,703 --> 00:01:30,197 -Yes? 53 00:01:30,197 --> 00:01:32,328 -That belongs in the zoo. 54 00:01:32,328 --> 00:01:34,436 [laughs] Ow! 55 00:01:34,436 --> 00:01:36,386 -That's for making fun of my costume. 56 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:39,823 -Ow, she really knows how to make a point. [laughs] 57 00:01:39,823 --> 00:01:41,344 -Well, maybe if you'd say something nice. 58 00:01:41,344 --> 00:01:43,177 -What? It's better than what I was gonna say. 59 00:01:43,177 --> 00:01:43,969 -What's that? 60 00:01:43,969 --> 00:01:45,969 -Hey you, dressed like Cupid, 61 00:01:45,969 --> 00:01:47,552 don't you know you look so stupid? 62 00:01:47,552 --> 00:01:49,386 [laughs] Ow! 63 00:01:49,386 --> 00:01:50,829 -I'm not deaf, you know. 64 00:01:50,829 --> 00:01:52,408 -That's it, I quit. 65 00:01:52,408 --> 00:01:54,637 I'm not even gonna wait for the groundhog to see my shadow. 66 00:01:54,637 --> 00:01:55,659 -What? 67 00:01:55,659 --> 00:01:56,495 -Huh? 68 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:57,748 -Yay! I love groundhogs! 69 00:01:57,748 --> 00:02:00,484 -Look, you just need practice. 70 00:02:00,484 --> 00:02:02,359 Why don't you talk to that grape over there? 71 00:02:02,359 --> 00:02:04,067 -Hi, hi Orange. 72 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:07,000 -Nah, he looks like a little "winer." [laughs] 73 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,167 -No, Orange. 74 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:09,730 Just say something nice to him. 75 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:13,492 No puns, no jokes, and keep it clean. 76 00:02:13,492 --> 00:02:15,488 -Okay, you can do this, Orange. 77 00:02:15,488 --> 00:02:17,300 Say something nice. 78 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,714 [groans] 79 00:02:21,329 --> 00:02:23,435 [gulps] Umm... 80 00:02:24,266 --> 00:02:25,860 Umm... 81 00:02:27,183 --> 00:02:28,352 Hey! 82 00:02:28,352 --> 00:02:29,931 -What? What is it, Orange? 83 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:31,391 -Happy Valentine's Day... 84 00:02:31,391 --> 00:02:32,283 -[sighs in relief] 85 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:33,037 -Knife! 86 00:02:33,037 --> 00:02:33,756 [slice!] 87 00:02:33,756 --> 00:02:34,993 -Whoa! 88 00:02:34,993 --> 00:02:36,448 -Hey, thanks Orange. 89 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,406 Oh, crap. 90 00:02:38,406 --> 00:02:39,906 I did it again. 91 00:02:39,906 --> 00:02:44,095 Captioned by SpongeSebastian 92 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,038 -Ow! 93 00:02:55,038 --> 00:02:56,638 -Whoops.