[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.67,0:00:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"For a friend, you're quite a find.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.48,0:00:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope you'll be my Valentine"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.81,0:00:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I'm not a find!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.99,0:00:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ah, don't be so modest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.50,0:00:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy Valentine's Day, Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.33,0:00:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yay! Now read mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.08,0:00:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Hey Lil Apple,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.49,0:00:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet it must be hard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.93,0:00:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reading a letter when you're smaller than the card!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.85,0:00:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.22,0:00:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.69,0:00:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.66,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, read yours, Pear.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Sometimes you're like an apple,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.68,0:00:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes you're like a pear,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.26,0:00:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,either way it goes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.66,0:00:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you still don't have any hair."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.93,0:00:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[laughs] You're a chrome-dome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.24,0:00:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is that your idea of a Valentine?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.32,0:00:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, all right, Marshmallow's turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.16,0:00:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey fluffy face,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.45,0:00:38.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're made of sugar,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.45,0:00:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so how come when you sneeze,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.57,0:00:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you still blow out boogers?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.74,0:00:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[giggles]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.95,0:00:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're tickling me with words.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.54,0:00:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Orange, you're doing it wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.20,0:00:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you even understand what this day means?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.07,0:00:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Duh, it's the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.81,0:00:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, good feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.34,0:00:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stuff like, "Thanks for being my friend and not always calling me--"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.08,0:00:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A midget? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.84,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-See? I know all about Valentine's Day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.58,0:01:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now we're gonna light off fireworks until the Easter Monkey lays his eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.84,0:01:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.67,0:01:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, that's not even--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.25,0:01:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, I don't even know where to start.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.66,0:01:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-With a Valentine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.10,0:01:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Geez, someone's slow today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.81,0:01:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, Orange, let's try this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.52,0:01:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See Passion over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.94,0:01:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hi, Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.19,0:01:17.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa! Hey, Passion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.02,0:01:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Remember, it's Valentine's Day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.87,0:01:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to say something nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.58,0:01:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Umm... hey, Passion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.66,0:01:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, Orange?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.12,0:01:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Roses are red,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.54,0:01:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,violets are blue,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.08,0:01:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look like an angel...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.70,0:01:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.20,0:01:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That belongs in the zoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.33,0:01:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.44,0:01:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's for making fun of my costume.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.39,0:01:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ow, she really knows how to make a point. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.82,0:01:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, maybe if you'd say something nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.34,0:01:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? It's better than what I was gonna say.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.18,0:01:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.97,0:01:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey you, dressed like Cupid,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.97,0:01:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't you know you look so stupid?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.55,0:01:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.39,0:01:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not deaf, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.83,0:01:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's it, I quit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.41,0:01:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not even gonna wait for the groundhog to see my shadow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.64,0:01:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.66,0:01:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.50,0:01:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yay! I love groundhogs!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.75,0:02:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Look, you just need practice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.48,0:02:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you talk to that grape over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.36,0:02:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hi, hi Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.07,0:02:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nah, he looks like a little "winer." [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just say something nice to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.73,0:02:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No puns, no jokes, and keep it clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.49,0:02:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, you can do this, Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.49,0:02:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say something nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.30,0:02:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.33,0:02:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gulps] Umm...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.27,0:02:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.18,0:02:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.35,0:02:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? What is it, Orange?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.93,0:02:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Happy Valentine's Day...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.39,0:02:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[sighs in relief]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.28,0:02:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Knife!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.04,0:02:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[slice!]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.76,0:02:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.99,0:02:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, thanks Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.45,0:02:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.41,0:02:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.91,0:02:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.53,0:02:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.04,0:02:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoops.