-"For a friend, you're quite a find.

Hope you'll be my Valentine"?

Hey! I'm not a find!

-Ah, don't be so modest.

Happy Valentine's Day, Orange.

-Yay! Now read mine!

-"Hey Lil Apple,

I bet it must be hard

reading a letter when you're smaller than the card!"

Uhh...

Thanks, Orange.

-You're welcome.

Hey, read yours, Pear.

-"Sometimes you're like an apple,

sometimes you're like a pear,

either way it goes,

you still don't have any hair."

-[laughs] You're a chrome-dome.

-Is that your idea of a Valentine?

-Yeah, all right, Marshmallow's turn.

-Hey fluffy face,

you're made of sugar,

so how come when you sneeze,

you still blow out boogers?"

[giggles]

You're tickling me with words.

-Orange, you're doing it wrong.

Do you even understand what this day means?

-Duh, it's the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card.

-Yeah, good feelings.

Stuff like, "Thanks for being my friend and not always calling me--"

-A midget? [laughs]

-[groans]

-See? I know all about Valentine's Day.

And now we're gonna light off fireworks until the Easter Monkey lays his eggs.

-Yay!

-No, that's not even--

Wow, I don't even know where to start.

-With a Valentine.

Geez, someone's slow today.

-Okay, Orange, let's try this.

See Passion over there?

-Hi, Orange.

-Whoa! Hey, Passion.

-Remember, it's Valentine's Day.

Try to say something nice.

-Umm... hey, Passion.

-Yes, Orange?

-Roses are red,

violets are blue,

you look like an angel...

-Yes?

-That belongs in the zoo.

[laughs] Ow!

-That's for making fun of my costume.

-Ow, she really knows how to make a point. [laughs]

-Well, maybe if you'd say something nice.

-What? It's better than what I was gonna say.

-What's that?

-Hey you, dressed like Cupid,

don't you know you look so stupid?

[laughs] Ow!

-I'm not deaf, you know.

-That's it, I quit.

I'm not even gonna wait for the groundhog to see my shadow.

-What?

-Huh?

-Yay! I love groundhogs!

-Look, you just need practice.

Why don't you talk to that grape over there?

-Hi, hi Orange.

-Nah, he looks like a little "winer." [laughs]

-No, Orange.

Just say something nice to him.

No puns, no jokes, and keep it clean.

-Okay, you can do this, Orange.

Say something nice.

[groans]

[gulps] Umm...

Umm...

Hey!

-What? What is it, Orange?

-Happy Valentine's Day...

-[sighs in relief]

-Knife!

[slice!]

-Whoa!

-Hey, thanks Orange.

Oh, crap.

I did it again.

Captioned by SpongeSebastian

-Ow!

-Whoops.