(This Film has not been authorized or endorsed by CERN.)
(It is purely a work of fiction)
(Sign: CERN - Large Hadron Collider)
[woofing, clanking sounds]
(Sign: LHC Safety interlocks Danger: Do Not Deactivate)
[Security man] Hi, it's you. You're not supposed to be here.
[gunshot]
[Hazy babbling voices]
[Same voices and music with strong beat]
[Beeping]
[Birds chirping]
[Man sighs]
[knocks on door] > James, get up.
> All right.
[Door shuts]
[Water noises]
> What else ..... drunk on the Sunday night.
> Do you want to ...... last night, when Amy gone to ... > [overlapping]
> ..... feed (?)
[car horn]
> Come on, let's go.
> Come on, guys, we're going to be late.
> Do you care to drive ..... last night, Amy?
> Oh - Hi Mark! > You're in.
> Not going by bus, today? > No.
> I - sorry, I was driving past the shops and I picked him up.
> OK.
> So what's the rush, anyway?
> Some kind of emergency meeting?
[Music: also continues over credits]
(H2ZZ Productions Presents)
(Zoë Hatherell)
(Tom Procter)
(Stewart Martin-Haugh)
(Sara Mahmoud)
(and William P. Martin) (Sign: Flagpole Car Park - Parking des drapeaux P+R CERN - Bienvenue au CERN)
(Decay)
(Ed Friesen Kurt Rinnert)
(Casting by Ellie Davies)
(Original Music by Tom McLaughlan)
(Assistant Director Clara Nellist)
(Production Designer Johannes Ebke Stunts / Choreography Hugo Day)
(Makeup by Rob Cantrill 1st Assistant Camera Joseph McCartin)
(Sound Design Luke Thompson Frank Allen-Battensby Alex Clarkson)
(Editor and Director of Photography Burton DeWilde)
(Co-Directed by Michael Mazur)
(Produced by Michael Mazur, Luke Thompson and Burton DeWilde)
(Written and Directed by Luke Thompson)
> What do you think this emergency meeting is about?
> I don't know, but it can't be that important.
> [? didn't get that]
> No, Dr Niven: RHC (?) is most important experiment of our time.
I will not, due that unfounded theory - > Unfounded? Director, my results show that -
> Inconclusive! Your results are inconclusive at best!
No. You'll have plenty of time for measurements when you're down in the tunnel tonight.
> Director, we have to stop the LHC until we assess the danger.
> No. Dr Niven, once we have fixed this problem, the LHC will be going again as usual.
Finding the Higgs is the highest priority.
[Door shuts]
> Why is Dr Niven going into the tunnels?
> Why do you think the Director General said it?
> Maybe they made a black hole.
[Clanks of folding seats]
> Sorry
> Hey! > Hey!