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Søde klude, Obi

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Wan for mange dage i solen

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stop med at prædike homie

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lær' din flok at have det sjovt

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Jeg bringer glæde hvert år

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man jeg repræsenterer glæde

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du repræsenterer sandaler

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og et irregulært skæg

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Jeg er fra Nord Polen

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derfor er mine rim så kolde

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jeg spytter diamanter

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men jeg serverer noget frisk kuld

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du har været en fræk dreng

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du bragte en plage af frøer

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du burde arresterer dig selv

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du brød din egen lov

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eller var der noget i regel seks

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jeg ikke forstod?

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min liste siger dræbte en egypter

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begravede ham i sand

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Jeg har læst din bog

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du har en striks religion

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ingen bacon?

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men obligatorisk omskærelse

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Jeg er en skål fyldt med gelé

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giver jule gaver

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men alt hvad folk får

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er jule jalousi

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da jeg var høj oppe på bjerget

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viste Gud sandheden om Jorden

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men han glemte at fortælle om

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en fed far smølf

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Det kræver ni rensdyr

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at trække din fede røv

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du tog Kristus ud af jul

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og tilføjede mere vægt

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du skal stoppe med at bryde

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ind i huse og

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