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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sweet robes, Obi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.00,0:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wan-too-many days in the sun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop preaching homie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,teach your flock to covet some fun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.00,0:00:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bring joy every year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man I represent cheer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.00,0:00:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you represent sandals
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a scraggly beard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm from the North Pole
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.00,0:00:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's why my rhymes are so cold
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I spit diamonds
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm serving up some fresh coal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.00,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you been a naughty boy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you brought a plague of frogs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you best arrest yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you broke your own law
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.00,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or was there something in rule six
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my list says killed Egyptian dude
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buried him in sand
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I read your book
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a strict religion
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no bacon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but mandatory circumcision
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a jolly bowl a jelly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giving holiday presents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.00,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but all the chosen people ever get
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Christmas is jealous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I was high upon the mountain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God revealed the truths of the Earth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he never mentioned
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fat ass Papa Smurf
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.00,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it takes nine reindeers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to haul your fat ass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you took the Christ outta Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just added more mass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to stop breaking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into houses and creeping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and peeping on naughty kids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.00,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while they sleeping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and keep your hands off my stocking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't you Ho Ho me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll split your ass in half
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like I did the Red Sea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you ain't a saint you a slaver
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a pharaoh in the snow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop with the unpaid labor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let my little people go
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we ain't slaves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all that sand turned your brains to mush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.00,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you need to stop smoking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all that burning bush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah we're magical workers man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we hang with reindeers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo here's a GPS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.00,0:01:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who gets lost for 40 years?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.00,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a glorified secretary
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so write this down
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,begat deez nutz
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santa Claus is coming to town
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so much drama in the Israe-L B C
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.00,0:01:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's kinda hard talking directly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the G O single D
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hand me my chisel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a new commandizzle for ya'll
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.00,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thou shalt not let children
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit on a grown man's lap at the mall
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.00,0:01:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll beat you ten times
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.00,0:01:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the bread can rise you dummy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.00,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and walk off into the land
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of my milk and honies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.00,0:01:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.00,0:01:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you decide