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magandang suotan, Obi

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Wan-maraming-araw sa araw

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tigilan mo ang pag-preach

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turuan mong magpalipas ng inip

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Dinadala ko lahat ng tuwa bawat taon

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pare, nirerepresenta ko ang cheer

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meron ka lang tsinelas

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at ang bigoteng iyan

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Ako'y Taga-North Pole

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kaya ang tugma ko'y malamig

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Maganda ang pagrap ko

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pero meron akong uling

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Malikot kang bata ka

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Dinala mo ang mga palaka

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Arestaduhin mo sarili mo

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Sinira mo ang iyong batas, ah

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o mayroon ba sa pang6 na batas

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na hindi ko naintindihan?

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lista ko'y sabi pinatay ang Egyptian

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nilibing sa lupa

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nabasa ko ang libro mo

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mahigpit ang relihiyon mo

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walang bacon?

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pero sirkumsisyo

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Ako'y matabang makata't

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nagbibigay ng regalo

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lahat ng piling tao lang

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makukuha sa Pasko'y selos

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Noong ako'y nasa taas ng bundok

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Ipinakita ng Diyos ang totoo ng mundo

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pero wala Siyang sinabing

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'sang matabang Papa Smurf

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Kailanga'y 9 reindeer

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para hilahin kang mataba

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Tinanggal mo ang Kristo sa Pasko

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at dinagdagan mo ng taba

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Wag ka nang sumingit

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pumilip sa bahay

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sumilip sa mga salbaheng bata

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habang natutulog

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at tanggalin mo ang kamay mo sa aking
stocking

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Wag ka mag-Ho Ho sa'kin

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hahatiin kita sa dalawa

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gaya ng nagawa ko sa Red Sea

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Hindi ka santo ika'y mangangalipin

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parang Pharaoh sa lamig

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tumigil ka sa abusado

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pakawalan mo ang aking mga tao

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Hindi kami mga alipin

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Dahil sa lahat ng buhanging 'yan ay nawawala ka na

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Payo ko, wag mong i-yosi

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lahat ng 'yang sunog na bush

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kami'y magical na mananrabaho

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tumatabay kami sa mga reindeer

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o, ito, GPS

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Sino bang nawawala ng 40 na taon?

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Sekretario ka,

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sulatan mo to

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Nutz ni Santa

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Claus, Maligayang Pasko

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maraming drama sa Israe-L B. C.

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mahirap talagang makiusap

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si D' I Y O S Ama

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Pakibigay ang aking panukol

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Meron akong komandamento para sa inyo

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Wag mong ipalagay ang iyong anak

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na upuan niya ang mga matatanda sa mga mall

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Sisiraan kita sampung beses

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bago mauunahan ka, dummy

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at lumakad sa lupa

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ng aking gatas at prutas

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sino'ng nanalo

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Sino ang Susunod?

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Ikaw mag pasiya!