Achhe kapde hain Obi

Suraj mein ek din zyada ho gaya kya?

Bakwas band karo

Apne dal

Main had saal khushi lata hoon

Main khushiyaan hi dikhlata hoon

Tun bechte ho chappal

Aur

Main aaya Noth Pole se

Isliye shabd mere thande

Main heere thookta hoon

Lekin tumhare liye kayla, kyunki tum ho bacche gande

Tum bade badmash ho

Mendakon ka toophan laye

Khud ko hi jail mein daal do

Aakhi yeh kanoon tum hi ne toh hain banaye

Ya phir chhate niyam mein kuch aisa tha

Jo mere samajh nahi aaya?

Yahan pe toh likha hai tumne Egyptian ko mara

Aur usey ret mein hi dafnaya!

Kitaab paid hai Maine tumhari

Kafi kathin dharm hai

Maas kahan mana hai

Par lund katwana tumhara karm hai!

Main toh khush mithayi ka dabba hoon

Chhutyon ke taufe sab ko deta

Legkin tumhare dharm ke log is samay

Itna jalte hain beta.