Achhe kapde hain Obi
Suraj mein ek din zyada ho gaya kya?
Bakwas band karo nakli Rumi
Apne dal ke liye nahi hai koi daya kya!?
Main har saal khushi lata hoon
Main khushiyaan hi dikhlata hoon
Tum dikhate ho chappal
Iskey baad mai tumhe dardi banana sikhata hoon
Main aaya Noth Pole se
Isliye shabd mere itne thande
Main heere thookta hoon
Lekin tumhare liye koyla, kyunki tum ho bacche gande
Tum bade badmash ho
Mendakon ka toophan laye
Khud ko hi jail mein daal do
Aakhir yeh kanoon tum hi ne toh hain banaye
Ya phir chhate niyam mein kuch aisa tha
Jo mere samajh nahi aaya?
Yahan pe toh likha hai tumne Egyptian ko mara
Aur usey ret mein hi dafnaya!
Kitaab paid hai Maine tumhari
Kafi kathin dharm hai
Maas khana mana hai
Par lund katwana tumhara karm hai!
Main toh khush mithayi ka dabba hoon
Chhutiyon ke taufe sab ko deta
Lekin tumhare dharm ke log is samay
Itna jalte hain beta.