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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.40,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lijepe prnje, Obi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wan-previše dana na suncu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.14,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prestani propovijedati, frende
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nauči svoje jato da pokriju malo zabave
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja donosim sreću svake godine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,čovječe, ja predstavljam veselje
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti predstavljaš sandale
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.93,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i lošu bradu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja sam sa Sjevernog pola
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.43,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,zato su mi rime tako hladne
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja pljujem dijamante
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ali serviram i malo svježeg ugljena
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bio si zločesti dečko
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.50,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,donio si kugu žaba
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rađe se sam uhiti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.29,0:00:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prekršio si svoj vlastiti zakon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ili je bilo nešto u šestoj zapovijedi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.84,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,što nisam razumio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moja lista kaže "ubio Egipćanina
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-zakopao ga u pijesku"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pročitao sam tu tvoju knjigu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.89,0:00:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imaš strogu religiju
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nema slanine?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ali obavezno obrezivanje
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja sam kao sretna zdjela želea
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dajem božićne poklone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.40,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ali sve što svi odabrani ljudi za Božić ikad dobiju
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,je samo ljubomora
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kada sam bio visoko na planini
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bog je razotkrio tajne Zemlje
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ali nikad nije spomenuo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,debelog Papa Štrumpfa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,potrebno je čak devet sobova
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da otegle tvoju debelu guzicu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maknuo si Krista iz Božića
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.16,0:00:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i samo dodao još mase
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.48,0:01:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trebaš prestati provaljivati
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,u kuće i skrivati se
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i gledati zločestu dječicu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kada spavaju
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i drži svoje ruke dalje od moje čarape
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nemoj ti meni Ho Ho
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,podijelit ću te na pola
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.84,0:01:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kao što sam napravio i sa Crvenim morem
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.05,0:01:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti nisi svetac, ti si rob
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.47,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kao faraon u snijegu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prestani sa neplaćenim radom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i pusti moje ljude neka odu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mi nismo robovi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.93,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sav taj pijesak ti je pretvorio mozak u kašu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mislim da trebaš prestati pušiti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sav taj gorući grm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pa da, mi smo magični radnici
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,družimo se sa sobovima
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo evo ti GPS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.65,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tko se izgubi na 40 godina?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.03,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti si posvećena tajnica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pa zapiši ovo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.63,0:01:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pripremite se
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Djeda Mraz dolazi u grad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.82,0:01:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toliko drame u Izraelu prije Krista
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.06,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nekako je teško je pričati izravno
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.59,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa B O jedinim G
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,daj mi moju ploču
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imam novu zapovjed za sve vas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da se ne dopušta djeci da
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sjede u krilu odraslog čovjeka u dućanu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.90,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prebit ću te deset puta
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prije nego te kruh podigne, glupane,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i odhodat ću u zemlju
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.83,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mog meda i mlijeka
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.45,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tko je pobjedio?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tko je sljedeći?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.15,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TI ODLUČI!