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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.40,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bella veste, Obi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,un-giorno-di-troppo al sole!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.14,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basta con le prediche, amico,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,insegna al tuo gregge a bramare un po' di divertimento!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porto gioia ogni anno,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,amico, io rappresento il buonumore!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu rappresenti sandali
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.93,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e una barba arruffata!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vengo dal Polo Nord,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.43,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ecco perché le mie rime ti gelano!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sputo diamanti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma ho qui pronto del carbone fresco!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei stato un bambino cattivo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.50,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai portato la piaga delle rane!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faresti meglio ad arrestarti:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.29,0:00:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai infranto la tua stessa legge!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O c'è qualcosa nella regola sei
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.84,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che non ho capito?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La mia lista dice "ha ucciso un tizio egizio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e lo ha seppellito nella sabbia"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho letto il tuo libro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.89,0:00:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai una religione rigorosa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niente bacon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma circoncisione obbligatoria!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono un'allegro gelatinoso
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che dà i regali delle feste,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.40,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma quello che il popolo eletto riceve
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per Natale è gelosia!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando ero in alto sulla montagna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dio mi ha rivelato le verità della Terra,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma non ha mai parlato
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di un Grande Puffo grassone!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'è bisogno di nove renne
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per trainare il tuo grasso culo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai tolto Cristo dal Natale
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.16,0:00:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e soltanto aggiunto più massa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.48,0:01:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devi smetterla di scassinare
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e intrufolarti furtivamente nelle case
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e sbirciare i bambini cattivi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre dormono,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e tieni le mani via dalla mia calza!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non mi fare "Oh Oh",
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti apro il culo in due
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.84,0:01:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come ho fatto col Mar Rosso!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.05,0:01:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non sei un santo sei uno schiavista,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.47,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come un faraone nella neve,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smettila con la manodopera non pagata
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e lascia andare il mio piccolo popolo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non siamo schiavi,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.93,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tutta quella sabbia ti ha mandato il cervello in pappa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,credo che tu debba smetterla di
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fumare quel rovo ardente!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Già, siamo operai magici, amico,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giriamo con le renne!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, ecco un GPS,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.65,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chi si è perso per 40 anni?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.03,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei un segretario glorificato,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quindi segnati questo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.63,0:01:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,assaggia queste palle,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Babbo Natale sta arrivando in città!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.82,0:01:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Così tanto melodramma nell'Israe-le a.C.,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.06,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è piuttosto difficile parlare direttamente
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.59,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a D-I-O singola!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Passami il mio scalpello,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho un nuovo comandamentello per tutti voi:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non dovrai far sedere i bambini
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in grembo a un uomo adulto al supermercato!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.90,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti batterò dieci volte
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prima che il pane possa lievitare, scemo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e me ne andrò nella mia terra
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.83,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di latte e zuccherine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.45,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.15,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!