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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.40,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,matamis na damit,Obi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gusto mo ng maraming araw sa araw
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.14,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tama na sa kakashare homie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turuan mo yung flock mo na magsaya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagdadala ako ng saya kada taon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pare ako'y nagsisimbulo ng kasiyahan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ika'y nagsisimbulo sa tsinelas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.93,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at ng maduming balbas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,galing ako sa North Pole
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.43,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kaya'y ang aking tugma ay malamig
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dumudura ako ng dyamante
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero ako'y nagbibigay ng sariwang uling
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ikaw ay naging makulit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.50,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagdala ka ng mga pesteng palaka
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang maganda pa dun kinulong mo sarili mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.29,0:00:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sinira mo ang sarili mong batas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o merong isang bagay na nasa ikaanim na batas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.84,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na hindi ko naintindihan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang sabi sa listahan ko pumatay ka ng egyptian
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ibinaon mo sa buhangin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,binasa ko ang libro mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.89,0:00:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,merong kang mahigpit na relihiyon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walang bacon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero makataong tuli
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ako'y isang jolly bowl a jelly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagbibigay ng regalo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.40,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero lahat ng pinipiling taong nakakakuha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa pasko ay naiingit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nang ako'y nasa taas ng bundok
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang Diyos ay nagsabi ng katotohanan tungkol sa mundo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero di niya sinabi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na may matabang pwet na Papa Smurf
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,binubuhat ka ng siyam na reindeers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para mabuhat ang matabang pwet mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nilagay mo lang yung Christ sa Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.16,0:00:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para maglagay ng maraming mass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.48,0:01:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kailangan mong tumigal manira
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa mga bahay at manakot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at naninilip sa mga makukulit na bata
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,habang sila'y natutulog
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at tanggalin mo ang kamay mo sa aking stocking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wag mo akong hino Ho Ho me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hahatiin ko ang pwet mo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.84,0:01:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parang yung ginawa ko sa Red Sea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.05,0:01:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hindi ka naman santo,ika'y nangaalipin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.47,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parang pharaoh sa nyebe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tigil na sa hindi binabayaran na trabahador
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at hayaan mo na aking maliliit na tao ay umalis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di kami mga alila
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.93,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lahat ng laman ng utak mo may buhangin at madaming putik
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa tingin ko kailangan mo nang tumigil manigarilyo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lahat ng burning bush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah kami'y mga mahiwagang trabahador man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kami'y tumatabay sa mga reideers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eto kuhanin mo yung GPS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.65,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kung sino man ang nawawala ng apatnapu na taon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.03,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ikaw ay isang lumuwalhating secretarya
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kaya isulat mo to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.63,0:01:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,begat deez nutz
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si Santa Claus ay pupunta sa bayan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.82,0:01:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,masyadong madrama sa Israe-L B C
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.06,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,masyadong mahirap kausapin ng directa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.59,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kay G O single D
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bigay mo sakin ang aking chisel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meron akong bagong iuutos sa inyong lahat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wag nyong ipapayagan ang mga bata
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na umupo sa kandungan ng matandang lalaki sa mall
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.90,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,papaluin kita ng sampung beses
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bago ang tinapay ang gumising sayo dummy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at umalis sa lugar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.83,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ng aking milk and honies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.45,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sino nanalo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sinong susunod?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.15,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ikaw ang magdesiyon