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經典饒舌爭霸戰

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摩西

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對決

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耶誕老人

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開始

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袍子不錯喔，歐比王

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怎麼曬這麼黑

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不要再說教了

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叫你的信眾找點樂子吧

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我每年都帶來喜樂

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基本上我就代表歡樂

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你代表著拖鞋

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和那雜亂叢生的鬍子

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我來自北極

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所以我的唱詞才會冷酷刺脊

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我口吐鑽石

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但是你只配用煤炭來招呼

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你是個壞孩子

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你降下蛙群之災

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你最好逮捕你自己

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因為你違反自己的戒律

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還是十誡中的第六條

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我沒真正看懂？

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我的清單上寫你殺了那個埃及人

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然後把他藏屍砂中

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我看過你的書

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你的修行還真嚴格

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不吃培根？

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但是卻要強制割包皮

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我是專門帶來禮物的開心果

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但是神選之民耶誕節得到的只有忌妒

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當我高高在山上

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上帝顯現了大地的真理

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但是他沒提到這胖鬍子老爹

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要九隻馴鹿才拖得動你這肥豬

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你把耶誕節去掉耶穌

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再加上一堆肥油

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你不能再擅闖民宅

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偷窺壞孩子睡覺，把人家嚇死

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還有不要亂碰我的襪子

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不要在那邊呵呵傻笑

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我要把你的屁股分成兩半

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就像紅海那樣

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你才不是聖人你是奴隸販子

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你就像是雪地法老王

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不要再壓榨勞工

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快放我的小朋友走

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我們才不是奴隸

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你根本是腦袋有洞進砂子了

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我建議你不要再抽那些燃燒的矮樹

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我們是奇蹟創造者

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也和馴鹿是好朋友

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給你一台衛星導航

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怎麼會有人迷路40年？

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你算是個聖光小秘書

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所以麻煩你記下

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超帶種的－

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耶誕老人進城來了！

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西元前的以色列，實在太戲劇

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直接跟上帝交談，真的不容易

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把我的鑿子拿來

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我幫你們刻條新戒律

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汝不該讓孩子在賣場

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坐在成年人的大腿上

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我能打倒你十次

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快到連麵包都還沒發酵，傻子

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然後朝著流奶與蜜的豐饒之地前去

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誰贏

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誰是下一個

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你們來決定

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翻譯 四物雞