[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.24,0:00:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hmm Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.40,0:00:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh we're the man of texaco we work from Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.64,0:00:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maine to mexico there's nothing like Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.48,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this texaco of art Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our show tonight is powerful we'll wire Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.12,0:00:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you with an hour full of howls from a Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.36,0:00:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shower full of stars Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.44,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're the mary takes to come in tonight Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we may be showmen tomorrow we'll be Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.16,0:00:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,servicing your cars Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.48,0:00:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i wipe the pipe i pump the gas i rub the Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.88,0:00:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hub i scrub the glass i catch the clutch Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.96,0:00:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i mop the top i poke the choke i sell Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.12,0:00:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pop i clear the gear i block the Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.04,0:00:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock i jack the back i set the clock go Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,join the ranks of those who know and Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.44,0:01:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fill your tanks with textiles Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.12,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you will smile at the pile of new Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,miles you will add Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.20,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fire teeth fill up with fire teeth Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll find that texas the finest friend Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.16,0:01:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your car has ever had Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.80,0:01:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now ladies and gentlemen Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.88,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introducing television's number one star Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the man america discovered Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mountain Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.88,0:01:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you they stood up thank you and Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.04,0:01:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good evening good evening ladies Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.84,0:01:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gentlemen don't please don't laugh Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.08,0:01:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,columbus 1492. Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.04,0:02:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's yours gimbles 1075. Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.76,0:02:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lady please i'm gonna lay the egg she's Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.76,0:02:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cackling how do you like it Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how do you like that Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.44,0:02:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mother didn't show up Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.72,0:02:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i don't like those telescopes give me Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.32,0:02:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these that's the kind i like Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.28,0:02:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've heard of izio pinza i look like Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.36,0:02:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his brother safety pincers Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.00,0:02:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's awful chilly around here Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.48,0:02:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i feel like the weather it's been so hot Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.08,0:02:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these past few nights i had to get up in Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.36,0:02:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the middle of night take all my socks Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.56,0:02:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know it's really Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.40,0:02:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i really feel how do you like the socks Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.16,0:02:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smart socks uh brooklyn socks brooklyn Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.32,0:02:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's not a run in either one of them Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.68,0:02:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it is Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.20,0:02:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is really Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.36,0:02:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pleased Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.24,0:03:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i oh incidentally before i go any Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.08,0:03:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,further is there anybody in your Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.04,0:03:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,audience from brooklyn you are how do Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.12,0:03:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you feel Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.12,0:03:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you birdshot i am Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.16,0:03:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i want i feel good i really are you're Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.08,0:03:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,breaking my heart cause you're leaving Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.68,0:03:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're taking the furniture too Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.80,0:03:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before going further i want to sit with Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.56,0:03:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this lady down here please would you do Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.08,0:03:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the tall lady will you will you the man Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.92,0:03:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind you can't see the show Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.92,0:03:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will you remove your head please Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.96,0:03:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i uh before i go any further i want to Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.72,0:03:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try something new tonight somebody uh uh Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.04,0:03:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how about having all the uh married men Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.68,0:03:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and women in the audience stand up every Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.60,0:03:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,married man come on stand up will you Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.28,0:03:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come on stand up Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.72,0:03:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stand up please Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.04,0:03:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stand up Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.24,0:03:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.68,0:03:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all right now back to me wait a minute Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.92,0:03:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stay there stay there Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.84,0:03:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you fools stay there Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.72,0:03:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wait a minute Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.08,0:04:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now wait a minute i'm trying something Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.56,0:04:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please stan will you stand up please Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.72,0:04:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now all the uh all the married uh Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.32,0:04:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,married men Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.68,0:04:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody all the single girls stand up Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.00,0:04:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the married women sit down Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.72,0:04:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now all the married men sit down and the Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.40,0:04:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,single men stand up Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.64,0:04:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now we have all the single man and Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,single ladies Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.28,0:04:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are you waiting for Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.92,0:04:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,welcome to bride and groom Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.84,0:04:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we you really we really have a very well Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i feel good now Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.32,0:04:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have this man down here you're Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.76,0:04:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrassing me you can't come in here Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.36,0:04:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,undressed i really mean that this man Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.36,0:04:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down here Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.84,0:05:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i was only kidding if i've said anything Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.28,0:05:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to insult you i offer you my humble Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.76,0:05:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i like it all right we kid everybody Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.84,0:05:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that comes in here who's your favorite Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.12,0:05:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comedian bob hope Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.84,0:05:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where everybody go oh we we're going to Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.00,0:05:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,present a very wonderful show tonight Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.92,0:05:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the show is so long we want you to Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.84,0:05:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit back and relax and you folks that Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.52,0:05:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are watching a show in chicago and Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.64,0:05:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cincinnati in detroit have we got a show Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.56,0:05:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tonight that we got a show have we got a Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.72,0:05:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.56,0:05:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i would like to introduce as our first Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.32,0:05:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surprise one of the most sensational Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.16,0:05:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,troops ever to appear on a television Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.12,0:05:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show it's very difficult on such a small Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.04,0:05:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stage to do this act but oh they're Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.56,0:05:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonderful ladies and gentlemen may i Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.00,0:06:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,represent you Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.84,0:06:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh we're the men of mexico we work from Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.08,0:06:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maine to mexico there's nothing like Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.84,0:06:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this texaco of ours Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.32,0:06:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our show tonight is powerful we'll wow Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.48,0:06:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you with an hour full of house from a Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.64,0:06:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shower full of stars Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.64,0:06:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where the merry texan coming tonight we Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.12,0:06:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,may be show men tomorrow we'll be Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.20,0:06:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,servicing your cars Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.52,0:06:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i wipe the pipe i pump the gas i rub the Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.84,0:06:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hub i scrub the glass i touch the clutch Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.84,0:06:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm off the top i poke the choke i sell Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.84,0:06:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pop i clear the gear i block the Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.76,0:06:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock i jack the back i set the clock so Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.00,0:06:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,join the ranks of those who know and Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.08,0:07:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fill your tanks with textile Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.80,0:07:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sky team fill up with sky team and you Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.00,0:07:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will smile at the pile of new miles you Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.40,0:07:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will have Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.44,0:07:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fire chief fill up with fire teeth Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.16,0:07:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll find that texaco's the finest Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,friend your car has ever had Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.80,0:07:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now ladies and gentlemen Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.88,0:07:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introducing america's number one Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.48,0:07:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,television star Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.08,0:07:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your tuesday night Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.32,0:07:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,melton Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.36,0:07:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.60,0:07:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't laugh lady this is my neck what Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.20,0:07:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you your husbands Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.68,0:07:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fine how do i look tell us i want don't Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.56,0:08:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,applaud all right Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.96,0:08:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hold it Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.96,0:08:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i a little tired out he's been working Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.80,0:08:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a man all day i do uh Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.88,0:08:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been working like a man i can see Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.40,0:08:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna be lousy good night Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.04,0:08:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i want to tell you i really i really Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.64,0:08:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel don't i look funny i look like an Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.48,0:08:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,advanced agent for margaret truman's Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.16,0:08:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,concerts Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.68,0:08:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,incidentally a report just come over Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.04,0:08:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here that margaret truman just gave Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.80,0:08:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,carmen lombardo 24 hours to get out of Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.64,0:08:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,town Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.32,0:08:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,24 and i'm giving you two minutes Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.52,0:08:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you very much thank you mother Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.36,0:08:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stay in the end Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.36,0:08:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mother she's here how do you feel all Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.04,0:08:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right take a boo Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.60,0:08:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.84,0:08:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,loaded with money with money Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.08,0:08:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i wanted to tell you don't mother told Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.00,0:08:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me there'd be nights like this i better Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.52,0:08:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take this off no kidding would you do me Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.12,0:08:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a favor and take this Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.56,0:08:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.12,0:08:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.24,0:08:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's me milton Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.56,0:09:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't you know it was me Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.20,0:09:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i want to tell you Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.56,0:09:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you heard of henry v i look like burl Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.40,0:09:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after the eighth Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.48,0:09:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i lost that up i told that in the cereal Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.16,0:09:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tan way backwards but this um Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.64,0:09:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this i feel happy tonight after all Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.48,0:09:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what is happiness you can't buy money Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.84,0:09:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with it but it is peculiar you can't buy Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.08,0:09:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,money with it there's a bus leaving it Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.40,0:09:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is peculiar Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.92,0:09:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's a musician coming in now it's a Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.60,0:09:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little late hey what are you coming in Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.36,0:09:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next time Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.00,0:09:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's all right i'll buy you another Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.44,0:09:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one i'll buy another you go over the Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.20,0:09:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,world that says tell them i sent you and Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.48,0:09:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll give you in my regards ladies Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.84,0:09:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and gentlemen Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.20,0:09:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm only kidding you got a strong union Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.12,0:09:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'd like you to meet the conductor of Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.40,0:09:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our orchestra tonight if he's a Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.00,0:09:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conductor i want to transfer he's really Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.68,0:09:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonderful Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.80,0:10:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alan roth let's give him a big Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.08,0:10:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have we have a very long show we're Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.16,0:10:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to get started tonight and all you Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.60,0:10:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boys and girls do you like me don't i Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.96,0:10:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look don't i look like my knighthood Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.08,0:10:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wasn't flower tonight we're going don't Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.08,0:10:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,applaud at everything i say take down Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.76,0:10:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the applause cards ladies ladies and Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.80,0:10:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,germs ladies and gentlemen Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.96,0:10:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i would like to introduce our first of Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.32,0:10:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all we have such a long show we want to Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.44,0:10:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get the whole show in tonight ladies and Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.56,0:10:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gentlemen like induce our first surprise