[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.24,0:00:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[siren, bells, then music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.28,0:00:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[singing] Oh, we're the man of\NTexaco.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.11,0:00:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We work from Maine to Mexico.\NThere's nothing like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.48,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Texaco of ours.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our show tonight is powerful. We'll wire
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.12,0:00:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you with an hour full of howls from a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.36,0:00:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shower full of stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.44,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the merry Texaco men. Tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we may be showmen. Tomorrow we'll be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.16,0:00:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,servicing your cars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.48,0:00:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wipe the pipe. I pump the gas. I rub the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.88,0:00:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hub. I scrub the glass.\NI touch the clutch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.99,0:00:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mop the top. I poke the choke. i sell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.12,0:00:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pop. I clear the gear. I block the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.04,0:00:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock. I jack the back.\NI set the clock. Go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,join the ranks of those who know and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.44,0:01:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fill your tanks with Texaco.\NSky team. Fill up with Sky Team.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.12,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you will smile at the pile of new
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,miles you will add.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.20,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire Chief. Fill up with Fire Chief.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll find that Texaco the finest friend
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.16,0:01:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your car has ever had.\N[drumroll]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.80,0:01:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.88,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introducing television's number one star,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the man America discovered,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Milton Berle.\N[music and applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.70,0:01:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whistle]\NHiya. Thank you. They stood up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.42,0:01:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you and good evening,\Ngood evening, ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and gentlemen. [laughter]\NLady, don't, please don't laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.08,0:01:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Columbus, 1492.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.04,0:02:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's yours? Gimbels 10-75?\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.76,0:02:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lady, please, I'm gonna lay the egg.\NShe's cackling.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.33,0:02:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you like it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you like that? Ha ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.65,0:02:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother didn't show up.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.48,0:02:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like those telescopes.\NGive me these.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.64,0:02:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the kind I like.\N[laughter] Ahhhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.50,0:02:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the - !\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.06,0:02:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hey?!\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.100,0:02:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you like it?\NDon't I look good, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.02,0:02:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[applause]\NYou, uh, don't applaud.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.68,0:02:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't applaud.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.89,0:02:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've heard of Ezio Penza?\NI look like
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.49,0:02:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his brother, Safety Penza.\N[play on words "safety pens"]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.16,0:02:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NIt's awful chilly around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.00,0:02:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i feel like the weather, it's been so hot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.08,0:02:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these past few nights,\NI had to get up in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.51,0:02:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the middle of night,\Ntake off my socks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.83,0:02:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, it's really,\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.59,0:02:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really feel you. How\Ndo you like the socks?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.41,0:02:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smart socks.\NBrooklyn socks. Brooklyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.24,0:02:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NThere's not a run in either one of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.68,0:02:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it is\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.72,0:02:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is really\N[applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.21,0:03:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whistle] Please, no!\N[applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.24,0:03:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I - oh, incidentally,\Nbefore I go any
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.48,0:03:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,further, is there\Nanybody in the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.51,0:03:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,audience from Brooklyn?\N[I am!] You are? How do
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.38,0:03:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you feel?\N[gunshot, then audience laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.12,0:03:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, birdshot. I, uh,\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.16,0:03:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna', I feel good.\NI really, ohhhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.08,0:03:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're breaking my\Nheart 'cause you're leaving
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.68,0:03:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're taking\Nthe furniture, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.26,0:03:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.\N[applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.80,0:03:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before going further,\NI want to sit with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.56,0:03:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this lady down here.\NPlease, would you do,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.08,0:03:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the tall lady, will\Nyou, will you? The man
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.92,0:03:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind you can't see the show.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.92,0:03:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you remove your head, please?\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.96,0:03:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, uh, oh, before I to\Nany further, I want
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.91,0:03:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to try something new\Ntonight. Somebody, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.04,0:03:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh. How about having\Nall the married men
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.68,0:03:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and women in the\Naudience stand up, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.54,0:03:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every married man, come\Non, stand up, will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.53,0:03:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, stand up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.72,0:03:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stand up [stomp] please.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.04,0:03:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[clap clap clap]\NStand up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.24,0:03:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.68,0:03:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, now back\Nto me. Wait a minute,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.92,0:03:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stay there, stay there.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.84,0:03:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fools, stay there!\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.72,0:03:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.08,0:04:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now, wait a minute.\NI'm trying something.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.56,0:04:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please. Stand, will\Nyou stand up please?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.72,0:04:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NNow, all the, all the married,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.32,0:04:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,married men
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.68,0:04:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody all the single girls stand up
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.00,0:04:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the married women sit down
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.72,0:04:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now all the married men sit down and the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.40,0:04:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,single men stand up
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.64,0:04:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now we have all the single man and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,single ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.28,0:04:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are you waiting for
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.92,0:04:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,welcome to bride and groom
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.84,0:04:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we you really we really have a very well
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i feel good now
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.32,0:04:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have this man down here you're
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.76,0:04:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrassing me you can't come in here
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.36,0:04:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,undressed i really mean that this man
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.36,0:04:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down here
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.84,0:05:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i was only kidding if i've said anything
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.28,0:05:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to insult you i offer you my humble
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.76,0:05:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i like it all right we kid everybody
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.84,0:05:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that comes in here who's your favorite
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.12,0:05:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comedian bob hope
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.84,0:05:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where everybody go oh we we're going to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.00,0:05:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,present a very wonderful show tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.92,0:05:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the show is so long we want you to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.84,0:05:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit back and relax and you folks that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.52,0:05:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are watching a show in chicago and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.64,0:05:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cincinnati in detroit have we got a show
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.56,0:05:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tonight that we got a show have we got a
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.72,0:05:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.56,0:05:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i would like to introduce as our first
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.32,0:05:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surprise one of the most sensational
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.16,0:05:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,troops ever to appear on a television
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.12,0:05:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show it's very difficult on such a small
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.04,0:05:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stage to do this act but oh they're
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.56,0:05:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonderful ladies and gentlemen may i
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.00,0:06:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,represent you
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.84,0:06:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh we're the men of mexico we work from
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.08,0:06:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maine to mexico there's nothing like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.84,0:06:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this texaco of ours
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.32,0:06:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our show tonight is powerful we'll wow
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.48,0:06:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you with an hour full of house from a
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.64,0:06:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shower full of stars
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.64,0:06:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where the merry texan coming tonight we
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.12,0:06:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,may be show men tomorrow we'll be
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.20,0:06:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,servicing your cars
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.52,0:06:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i wipe the pipe i pump the gas i rub the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.84,0:06:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hub i scrub the glass i touch the clutch
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.84,0:06:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm off the top i poke the choke i sell
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.84,0:06:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pop i clear the gear i block the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.76,0:06:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock i jack the back i set the clock so
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.00,0:06:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,join the ranks of those who know and
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.08,0:07:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fill your tanks with textile
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.80,0:07:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sky team fill up with sky team and you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.00,0:07:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will smile at the pile of new miles you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.40,0:07:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will have
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.44,0:07:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fire chief fill up with fire teeth
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.16,0:07:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll find that texaco's the finest
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,friend your car has ever had
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.80,0:07:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now ladies and gentlemen
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.88,0:07:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introducing america's number one
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.48,0:07:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,television star
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.08,0:07:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your tuesday night
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.32,0:07:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,melton
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.36,0:07:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.60,0:07:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't laugh lady this is my neck what
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.20,0:07:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you your husbands
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.68,0:07:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fine how do i look tell us i want don't
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.56,0:08:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,applaud all right
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.96,0:08:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hold it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.96,0:08:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i a little tired out he's been working
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.80,0:08:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a man all day i do uh
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.88,0:08:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been working like a man i can see
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.40,0:08:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna be lousy good night
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.04,0:08:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i want to tell you i really i really
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.64,0:08:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel don't i look funny i look like an
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.48,0:08:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,advanced agent for margaret truman's
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.16,0:08:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,concerts
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.68,0:08:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,incidentally a report just come over
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.04,0:08:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here that margaret truman just gave
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.80,0:08:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,carmen lombardo 24 hours to get out of
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.64,0:08:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,town
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.32,0:08:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,24 and i'm giving you two minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.52,0:08:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you very much thank you mother
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.36,0:08:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stay in the end
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.36,0:08:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mother she's here how do you feel all
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.04,0:08:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right take a boo
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.60,0:08:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.84,0:08:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,loaded with money with money
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.08,0:08:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i wanted to tell you don't mother told
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.00,0:08:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me there'd be nights like this i better
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.52,0:08:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take this off no kidding would you do me
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.12,0:08:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a favor and take this
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.56,0:08:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.12,0:08:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.24,0:08:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's me milton
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.56,0:09:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't you know it was me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.20,0:09:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i want to tell you
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.56,0:09:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you heard of henry v i look like burl
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.40,0:09:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after the eighth
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.48,0:09:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i lost that up i told that in the cereal
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.16,0:09:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tan way backwards but this um
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.64,0:09:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this i feel happy tonight after all
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.48,0:09:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what is happiness you can't buy money
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.84,0:09:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with it but it is peculiar you can't buy
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.08,0:09:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,money with it there's a bus leaving it
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.40,0:09:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is peculiar
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.92,0:09:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's a musician coming in now it's a
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.60,0:09:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little late hey what are you coming in
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.36,0:09:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next time
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.00,0:09:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's all right i'll buy you another
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.44,0:09:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one i'll buy another you go over the
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.20,0:09:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,world that says tell them i sent you and
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.48,0:09:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll give you in my regards ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.84,0:09:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and gentlemen
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.20,0:09:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm only kidding you got a strong union
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.12,0:09:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'd like you to meet the conductor of
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.40,0:09:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our orchestra tonight if he's a
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.00,0:09:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conductor i want to transfer he's really
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.68,0:09:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonderful
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.80,0:10:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alan roth let's give him a big
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.08,0:10:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have we have a very long show we're
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.16,0:10:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to get started tonight and all you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.60,0:10:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boys and girls do you like me don't i
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.96,0:10:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look don't i look like my knighthood
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.08,0:10:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wasn't flower tonight we're going don't
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.08,0:10:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,applaud at everything i say take down
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.76,0:10:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the applause cards ladies ladies and
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.80,0:10:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,germs ladies and gentlemen
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.96,0:10:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i would like to introduce our first of
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.32,0:10:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all we have such a long show we want to
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.44,0:10:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get the whole show in tonight ladies and
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.56,0:10:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gentlemen like induce our first surprise