[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.24,0:00:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[siren, bells, then music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.28,0:00:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[singing] Oh, we're the man of\NTexaco.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.11,0:00:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We work from Maine to Mexico.\NThere's nothing like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.48,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Texaco of ours.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our show tonight is powerful. We'll wire
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.12,0:00:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you with an hour full of howls from a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.36,0:00:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shower full of stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.44,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the merry Texaco men. Tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we may be showmen. Tomorrow we'll be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.16,0:00:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,servicing your cars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.48,0:00:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wipe the pipe. I pump the gas. I rub the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.88,0:00:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hub. I scrub the glass.\NI touch the clutch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.99,0:00:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mop the top. I poke the choke. i sell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.12,0:00:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pop. I clear the gear. I block the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.04,0:00:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock. I jack the back.\NI set the clock. Go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,join the ranks of those who know and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.44,0:01:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fill your tanks with Texaco.\NSky team. Fill up with Sky Team.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.12,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you will smile at the pile of new
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,miles you will add.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.20,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire Chief. Fill up with Fire Chief.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll find that Texaco the finest friend
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.16,0:01:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your car has ever had.\N[drumroll]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.80,0:01:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.88,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introducing television's number one star,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the man America discovered,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Milton Berle.\N[music and applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.70,0:01:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whistle]\NHiya. Thank you. They stood up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.42,0:01:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you and good evening,\Ngood evening, ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and gentlemen. [laughter]\NLady, don't, please don't laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.08,0:01:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Columbus, 1492.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.04,0:02:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's yours? Gimbels 10-75?\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.76,0:02:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lady, please, I'm gonna lay the egg.\NShe's cackling.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.33,0:02:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you like it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you like that? Ha ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.65,0:02:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother didn't show up.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.48,0:02:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like those telescopes.\NGive me these.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.64,0:02:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the kind I like.\N[laughter] Ahhhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.50,0:02:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the - !\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.06,0:02:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hey?!\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.100,0:02:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you like it?\NDon't I look good, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.02,0:02:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[applause]\NYou, uh, don't applaud.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.68,0:02:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't applaud.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.89,0:02:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've heard of Ezio Penza?\NI look like
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.49,0:02:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his brother, Safety Penza.\N[play on words "safety pens"]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.16,0:02:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NIt's awful chilly around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.00,0:02:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i feel like the weather, it's been so hot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.08,0:02:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these past few nights,\NI had to get up in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.51,0:02:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the middle of night,\Ntake off my socks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.83,0:02:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, it's really,\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.59,0:02:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really feel you. How\Ndo you like the socks?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.41,0:02:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smart socks.\NBrooklyn socks. Brooklyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.24,0:02:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NThere's not a run in either one of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.68,0:02:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it is\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.72,0:02:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is really\N[applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.21,0:03:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whistle] Please, no!\N[applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.24,0:03:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I - oh, incidentally,\Nbefore I go any
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.48,0:03:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,further, is there\Nanybody in the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.51,0:03:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,audience from Brooklyn?\N[I am!] You are? How do
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.38,0:03:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you feel?\N[gunshot, then audience laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.12,0:03:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, birdshot. I, uh,\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.16,0:03:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna', I feel good.\NI really, ohhhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.08,0:03:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're breaking my\Nheart 'cause you're leaving
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.68,0:03:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're taking\Nthe furniture, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.26,0:03:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.\N[applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.80,0:03:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before going further,\NI want to sit with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.56,0:03:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this lady down here.\NPlease, would you do,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.08,0:03:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the tall lady, will\Nyou, will you? The man
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.92,0:03:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind you can't see the show.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.92,0:03:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you remove your head, please?\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.96,0:03:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, uh, oh, before I to\Nany further, I want
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.91,0:03:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to try something new\Ntonight. Somebody, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.04,0:03:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh. How about having\Nall the married men
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.68,0:03:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and women in the\Naudience stand up, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.54,0:03:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every married man, come\Non, stand up, will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.53,0:03:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, stand up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.72,0:03:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stand up [stomp] please.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.04,0:03:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[clap clap clap]\NStand up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.24,0:03:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.68,0:03:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, now back\Nto me. Wait a minute,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.92,0:03:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stay there, stay there.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.84,0:03:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fools, stay there!\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.72,0:03:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.08,0:04:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now, wait a minute.\NI'm trying something.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.56,0:04:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please. Stand, will\Nyou stand up please?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.72,0:04:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NNow, all the, all the married,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.32,0:04:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,married men, uh
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.68,0:04:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody. All the single\Ngirls, stand up and the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.11,0:04:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,married women sit down.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.72,0:04:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now all the married men\Nsit down and the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.60,0:04:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,single men stand up.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.64,0:04:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we have all\Nthe single man and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.21,0:04:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,single ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.28,0:04:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you waiting for?\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.92,0:04:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to bride and groom.\N[laughter and applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.56,0:04:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is - no. We, we really,\Nwe really have a very -
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I feel good! [yells]\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.96,0:04:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have - this man\Ndown here, you're
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.76,0:04:39.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrassing me.\NYou can't come in here
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.58,0:04:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,undressed. I really mean\Nthat. [laughter] This man
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.95,0:05:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down here. [laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.22,0:05:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Thank you.\NI'm only kidding, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.05,0:05:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[unintelligible]\Nif i've said anything
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.54,0:05:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NI was only kidding. I I said
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.10,0:05:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything to insult you,\NI offer you my humble.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.67,0:05:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.58,0:05:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like you, sir. All right.\NWe, we kid everybody
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.84,0:05:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that comes in here.\NWho's your favorite
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.48,0:05:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comedian?\NBob Hope. [screaming laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.74,0:05:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.84,0:05:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd everybody go?\NOh, we, we're going to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.00,0:05:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,present a very\Nwonderful show tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.92,0:05:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the show is so\Nlong, we want you to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.77,0:05:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit back and relax\Nand you folks that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.52,0:05:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are watching the show\Nin Chicago and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.17,0:05:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cincinnati and Detroit,\Nhave we got a show
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.77,0:05:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tonight, have we got\Na show! Have we got a
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.72,0:05:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show? [laughter]\NI would like to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.56,0:05:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introduce as our first
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.32,0:05:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surprise, one of the most sensational
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.16,0:05:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,troops ever to appear on a television
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.12,0:05:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show. It's very\Ndifficult on such a small
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.04,0:05:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stage to do this act,\Nbut, oh, they're
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.85,0:05:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonderful. Ladies and\Ngentlemen may I
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.37,0:05:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,present you -
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.16,0:06:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[siren, then bell]\N[music]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.84,0:06:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[singing] Oh, we're the men of\NTexaco. We work from
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.23,0:06:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maine to Mexico.\NThere's nothing like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.98,0:06:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Texaco of ours.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.32,0:06:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our show tonight\Nis powerful. We'll wow
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.48,0:06:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you with an hour\Nfull of howls from a
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.64,0:06:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shower full of stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.64,0:06:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the merry Texaco-\Nmen. Tonight we
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.12,0:06:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,may be showmen.\NTomorrow we'll be
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.20,0:06:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,servicing your cars.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.52,0:06:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wipe the pipe. I pump\Nthe gas. I rub the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.84,0:06:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hub. I scrub the glass.\NI touch the clutch.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.84,0:06:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mop the top. I\Npoke the choke. I sell
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.84,0:06:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pop. I clear\Nthe gear. I block the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.76,0:06:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock. I jack the\Nback. I set the clock. So
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.00,0:06:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,join the ranks of those who know and
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.08,0:07:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fill your tanks with Texaco.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.80,0:07:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sky Team. Fill up with Sky Team. And you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.00,0:07:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will smile at the pile of new miles you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.40,0:07:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will have.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.44,0:07:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire Chief. Fill up with Fire Chief.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.16,0:07:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll find that Texaco's the finest
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,friend your car has ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.80,0:07:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.88,0:07:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introducing America's number one
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.48,0:07:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,television star,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.08,0:07:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your Tuesday night,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.32,0:07:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Milton Berle.\N[music and applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.94,0:07:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh! Ahhh!\NThank you. [laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.31,0:07:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't laugh, lady.\NThis is my nag. What
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.20,0:07:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you, your husband's?\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.68,0:07:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. How do I look?\NTell us, I want -
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.56,0:08:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't applaud.\N[applause] It's all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.14,0:08:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't applaud. Hold it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.96,0:08:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I - a little tired out.\NHe's been working
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.80,0:08:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a man all day.\NI do, uh [laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.88,0:08:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Been working like\Na man. I can see
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.52,0:08:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna' be\Nlousy. Good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.16,0:08:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.04,0:08:12.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to tell you,\NI really, I really
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.81,0:08:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel - don't I look\Nfunny? I look like an
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.61,0:08:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,advanced agent\Nfor Margaret Truman's
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.16,0:08:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,concerts.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.37,0:08:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Incidentally, a report\Njust come over
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.16,0:08:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here that Margaret\NTruman just gave
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.80,0:08:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carmen Lombardo\N24 hours to get out of
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.64,0:08:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,town.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.32,0:08:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said 24. And\NI'm giving you 2 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.52,0:08:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter] Thank you very\Nmuch. Thank you, mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.50,0:08:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay in. The end.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.36,0:08:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother. She's here.\NHow do you feel? All
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.25,0:08:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right? Take a boo.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.60,0:08:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's loaded.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.84,0:08:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With money, with money.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.08,0:08:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to tell you, tell the joke.\NDon't I. My mother told
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.00,0:08:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me there'd be nights\Nlike this. I better
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.52,0:08:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take this off. Okay.\NWould you do me
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.12,0:08:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a favor and take this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.56,0:08:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.12,0:08:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.\NTake it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.24,0:08:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.\NIt's me, Milton.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.56,0:09:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[applause]\NDidn't you know? It was me!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.20,0:09:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to tell you, I -
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.56,0:09:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you heard of Henry V.\NI look like Burle
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.40,0:09:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after the eighth.\N[laugher]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.48,0:09:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I loused that up.\NI told that in a [unintelligible]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.16,0:09:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,way, backwards. But this, um,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.64,0:09:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this - I feel happy\Ntonight. After all
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.48,0:09:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what is happiness?\NYou can't buy money
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.84,0:09:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with it, but it is peculiar.\NYou can't buy money
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.08,0:09:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with it. There's\Na bus leaving.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.40,0:09:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is peculiar -
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.92,0:09:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's a musician\Ncoming in now? It's a
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.60,0:09:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little late. Hey, what\Nare you coming in now?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.64,0:09:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.36,0:09:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time you come in late.\N[smash!, then laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.94,0:09:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all right.\NI'll buy you another
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.44,0:09:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one. I'll buy another.\NYou go over to Wurlitzer's,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.20,0:09:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell them i sent you and
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.48,0:09:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll give you my\Nregards. Ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.84,0:09:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and gentlemen.\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.20,0:09:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm only kidding.\NYou got a strong union.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.12,0:09:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like you to\Nmeet the conductor
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.52,0:09:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of our orchestra tonight.\NIf he's a
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.20,0:09:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conductor, I want a\Ntransfer. He's really
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.68,0:09:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonderful
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.80,0:09:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alan Roth.\NLet's give him a big hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.77,0:10:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cheering and applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.08,0:10:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have, we have a\Nvery long show we're
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.16,0:10:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to get started\Ntonight and all you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.60,0:10:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boys and girls. Do\Nyou like me? Don't I
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.96,0:10:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look, don't I look\Nlike the knight
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.08,0:10:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was in flower\Ntonight. We're going - don't
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.08,0:10:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,applaud at everything\NI say. Take down
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.76,0:10:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the applause cards.\NLadies, ladies and
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.80,0:10:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,germs, ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.96,0:10:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to\Nintroduce our first -
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.32,0:10:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we have such a\Nlong show, we want to
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.44,0:10:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get the whole show\Nin tonight. Ladies and
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.56,0:10:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gentlemen, I'd like to\Nintroduce our first surprise.