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-(Orange)
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

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♪ Singin' a song,
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

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-Thanks a lot.

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I'm getting real sick and tired of
being dragged all over the place.

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-Whoa! You're the biggest
orange I've ever seen!

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-What? I'm not an orange.

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-[gasps]
You must be my big brother!

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-I'm not your brother.
-Yeah, ya are.

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I'm orange, you're orange.

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We're both oranges!

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-I'm not an orange, I'm a pumpkin.

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-Pumpkin?
Don't you mean "plumpkin"?

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[laughs]
You're huge!

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-Ha, ha, ha, ha, that's real funny.

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-Hey, Plumpkin!
-It's Pumpkin!

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-Hey! Hey, Plumpkin!

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-What?
-How'd you get so plump?

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[laughs]
-[groans]

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-Hey, Plumpkin,
wanna see a trick?

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-Not really.

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-[burps, laughs]

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-Yeah, that's not even a trick.

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-Hey, Plumpkin!
-It's Pumpkin!

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-Hey, Plumpkin!
-What?

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-Can you touch your
eyeball with your tongue?

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-No.
-You haven't even tried it yet.

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Try it! Errl...

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-I don't want to try it.

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-Errl... almost. Errl...

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-Would you stop that?

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-I almost got it.

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-Orange, knock it off!

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-You're not trying.

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-Oh, my God, stop it!
-What?

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-You know,
I'm a pretty relaxed guy most of the time,

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and it takes a lot to get me riled,

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but you,
you are driving me crazy,

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and I've only been here--
what?--a minute.

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You don't shut up!

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And it's Pumpkin! Pumpkin!

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Not Orange, not Plumpkin,
and I'm not your brother.

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What? What is it?

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Why are you mumbling
and making that face?

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-Knife.
-Huh?

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[screaming]

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-Somebody should take
that guy's knife away.

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Right in the head.

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Oh no, he's tearing your insides out.

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-[shrieks in agony]

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-Hey! Hey, Plumpkin!

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Hey, Plumpkin! Hey!

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Hey Plumpkin,

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somebody carved a face on your butt.

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[laughing]

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Oh...

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Hey, who turned out the lights?

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