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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has this ever happened to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.67,0:00:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I have no ball!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.85,0:00:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well look no further, thanks to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.04,0:00:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball, \Nyou'll never ever not have to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.18,0:00:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not have a Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.89,0:00:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What did he just say?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.08,0:00:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats right, why go another day not having a \NBig Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.40,0:00:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you can be having a \NBig Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.29,0:00:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That makes sense!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.40,0:00:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may be wondering what so good about a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.99,0:00:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.20,0:00:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just an ordinary ball right? \NWrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.85,0:00:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not just a ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.07,0:00:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its a Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.40,0:00:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.60,0:00:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's many different uses for the Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.46,0:00:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it at your friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.90,0:00:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it at your enemies!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.16,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it at your dog! "Bark"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it at your cat! "Meow"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.73,0:00:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it at yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.07,0:00:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it at your Lamborghini!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.53,0:00:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it at this lamp!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.74,0:00:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for the really daring, throw it at this potato!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.53,0:00:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O- Po-ta-to!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The possibilities are endless with the \NBig Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.98,0:00:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you waiting for!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.15,0:00:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Order the Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball today!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.54,0:00:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you'll never ever not say \Nthat you don't not love the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.21,0:00:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.59,0:00:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?