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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to another exciting episode of Are
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.06,0:00:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You Unemployed?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.01,0:00:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[energetic music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.45,0:00:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's your host, The Bureau of Labor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.48,0:00:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Statistics.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.36,0:00:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[audience cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.88,0:00:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, jobless Americans! The unemployment
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.82,0:00:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,figures have been released. So it's time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.02,0:00:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see if you're officially unemployed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.18,0:00:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's meet our contestants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.33,0:00:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contestant number 1. You were recently
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.41,0:00:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,laid off. Have you found a new job?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.13,0:00:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sigh] No way. No one's hiring right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.47,0:00:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't even bothered to look.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.91,0:00:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Buzzer sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.87,0:00:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry! You are not in the labor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.04,0:00:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,market and therefore are not officially
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.96,0:00:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unemployed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.20,0:00:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[energetic music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.78,0:00:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contestant number 2. It says here you lost
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.94,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your job as an auto worker. Have you found
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a new one?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.92,0:00:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not yet. The industry isn't doing so
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.55,0:00:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well. I need a job but I stopped looking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.95,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the plants closed down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Buzzer sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.83,0:00:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry! You're not working but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.78,0:00:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not officially unemployed either.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.10,0:00:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bell dings]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.80,0:01:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contestant number 3. You were an airline
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.93,0:01:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pilot until a recent downsizing. Have you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.96,0:01:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,found work?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.70,0:01:06.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh. Well, I'm still looking for a real
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.77,0:01:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,job, but all I could get was four hours a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.80,0:01:10.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,week at a home store.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.21,0:01:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Buzzer]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.98,0:01:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! That four hours counts as employed!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.06,0:01:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contestant number 4. You lost your job as
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.00,0:01:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a stockbroker. Have you found another?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.20,0:01:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I haven't yet but I did look in the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.54,0:01:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,classifieds last week.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.24,0:01:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music and sound of typing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.48,0:01:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[loud hearbeat sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.22,0:01:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[loud celebratory music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.38,0:01:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations, Contestant number 4!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.42,0:01:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get to to the counted in the official
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.38,0:01:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unemployment rate!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what about the other contestants?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.25,0:01:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're jobless. Why don't they count?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if we included them,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.60,0:01:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would make the number much worse!