From the people who brought you
RENTAL DAD an exciting new development...
...in parental technology
Do you find yourself working long hours
with no substance? Hire-a-mum provides...
...Regular support when you need it most.
Mum! Thank you!
No matter what your needs
hire a mum has you covered.
We have the chef mum with 25 years
restaurant experience who can...
... whip you up healthy nutritious
meals for only $50 a serving.
We also have the tradie mum who can fix
anything and everything, including...
...the kitchen sink.More reliable than a
plumber or builder.
Tradie mum comes at an absolute
bargain! Only $75 an hour.
We have the tutor mum with PhDs in
mathematics, business, & psychology.
Able to help to help you with your
university assignments...
...with the low, low, price of $100
per hour per subject.
Our scientists have been working day and
night to bring you patented temperature...
...control technology.
- Bye, Mum!-
- Just Wait!-
Bye, Now!
All of or Mums are standing by waiting to
be dispatched as soon as you call.
For a limited time only and no extra cost
our mums come equipped with...
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-and, I cant even believe he broke up
with me! you know? -I know.
So, next time your hungry, cold,...
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One hire a mum.