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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.44,0:00:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you \NRENTAL DAD an exciting new development...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.44,0:00:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...in parental technology{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.74,0:00:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourself working long hours \Nwith no substance? Hire-a-mum provides...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.12,0:00:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...Regular support when you need it most.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.26,0:00:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mum! Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.01,0:00:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your needs\Nhire a mum has you covered.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.87,0:00:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the chef mum with 25 years \Nrestaurant experience who can...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.87,0:00:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}... whip you up healthy nutritious\Nmeals for only $50 a serving.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.12,0:00:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We also have the tradie mum who can fix \Nanything and everything, including...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.12,0:00:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...the kitchen sink.More reliable than a\Nplumber or builder.{\i0}\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.12,0:00:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Tradie mum comes at an absolute \Nbargain! Only $75 an hour.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.88,0:01:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the tutor mum with PhDs in \Nmathematics, business, & psychology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.88,0:01:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Able to help to help you with your \Nuniversity assignments...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.88,0:01:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...with the low, low, price of $100 \Nper hour per subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.18,0:01:15.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our scientists have been working day and \Nnight to bring you patented temperature...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.18,0:01:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...control technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.12,0:01:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye, Mum!-\N- Just Wait!-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.23,0:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye, Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.24,0:01:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All of or Mums are standing by waiting to\Nbe dispatched as soon as you call.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.56,0:01:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For a limited time only and no extra cost\Nour mums come equipped with...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.56,0:01:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}... moral boosting capabilities.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.01,0:01:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-and, I cant even believe he broke up \Nwith me! you know? -I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.21,0:02:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So, next time your hungry, cold,...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.58,0:02:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...or just need some love.\NOne hire a mum.{\i0}