<i>From the people who brought you 
RENTAL DAD an exciting new development...</i>

<i>...in parental technology</i>

<i>Do you find yourself working long hours 
with no substance? Hire-a-mum provides...</i>

<i>...Regular support when you need it most.</i>

Mum! Thank you!

<i>No matter what your needs
hire a mum has you covered.</i>

<i>We have the chef mum with 25 years 
restaurant experience who can...</i>

<i>... whip you up healthy nutritious
meals for only $50 a serving.</i>

<i>We also have the tradie mum who can fix 
anything and everything, including...</i>

<i>...the kitchen sink.More reliable than a
plumber or builder.</i>

<i>Tradie mum comes at an absolute 
bargain! Only $75 an hour.</i>

<i>We have the tutor mum with PhDs in 
mathematics, business, &amp; psychology.</i>

<i>Able to help to help you with your 
university assignments...</i>

<i>...with the low, low, price of $100 
per hour per subject.</i>

<i>Our scientists have been working day and 
night to bring you patented temperature...</i>

<i>...control technology.</i>

- Bye, Mum!-
- Just Wait!-

Bye, Now!

<i>All of or Mums are standing by waiting to
be dispatched as soon as you call.</i>

<i>For a limited time only and no extra cost
our mums come equipped with...</i>

<i>... moral boosting capabilities.</i>

-and, I cant even believe he broke up 
with me! you know? -I know.

<i>So, next time your hungry, cold,...</i>

<i>...or just need some love.
One hire a mum.</i>