1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:00,955 Heya 2 00:00:00,955 --> 00:00:02,142 Why do you look ridiculous? 3 00:00:02,142 --> 00:00:03,734 Oh thanks yeah I'm getting into golf 4 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:05,984 Oh because the whole Rory McIlroy and The Masters? 5 00:00:05,984 --> 00:00:06,952 Yeah well I just figured you know 6 00:00:06,952 --> 00:00:08,620 I'm not getting any younger and golf is a game that 7 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:10,744 looks kindly upon the older gentlemen 8 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:11,348 or lady 9 00:00:11,348 --> 00:00:12,564 Depending on what year your rule book was 10 00:00:12,564 --> 00:00:13,353 written in right? 11 00:00:13,353 --> 00:00:15,754 Hold on golf is a lot more inclusive these days 12 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:16,254 Really? 13 00:00:16,254 --> 00:00:17,842 You go into any clubhouse there's a captain 14 00:00:17,842 --> 00:00:19,027 and a lady captain 15 00:00:19,027 --> 00:00:20,294 who are equally insufferable 16 00:00:20,294 --> 00:00:21,331 That's great 17 00:00:21,331 --> 00:00:22,710 Yeah i've even got myself a golf coach 18 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:23,525 How's your swing? 19 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:25,323 We're not there yet still working on the basics 20 00:00:25,323 --> 00:00:26,633 Oh like your grip or? 21 00:00:26,633 --> 00:00:27,579 Wealth accumulation 22 00:00:27,579 --> 00:00:28,079 What? 23 00:00:28,079 --> 00:00:29,046 If you can master that you can 24 00:00:29,046 --> 00:00:30,668 really succeed at the game 25 00:00:30,668 --> 00:00:31,838 I went golfing once 26 00:00:31,838 --> 00:00:33,152 Yeah you spent more time in the sand 27 00:00:33,152 --> 00:00:34,159 than David Hasseloff 28 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:34,659 hahahaha 29 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:35,334 Owwww 30 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:36,516 Is that supposed to be a joke? 31 00:00:36,516 --> 00:00:37,180 No 32 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:39,270 It's low quality golf banter 33 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,994 it's one of the most difficult parts of the game to master 34 00:00:40,994 --> 00:00:42,627 Over 18 holes that's really going to grate 35 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:44,334 Oh yeah it wears you down 36 00:00:44,334 --> 00:00:45,220 You going to Claire's later? 37 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:46,311 Nah I got to hit the gym 38 00:00:46,311 --> 00:00:48,762 coach has me deadlifting 200 kg 39 00:00:48,762 --> 00:00:49,697 You can't lift that 40 00:00:49,697 --> 00:00:51,864 No i know i can't but a huge part of golf 41 00:00:51,864 --> 00:00:53,066 is having a bad back 42 00:00:53,066 --> 00:00:54,372 just look in any clubhouse 43 00:00:54,372 --> 00:00:55,809 You're really serious about this whole golf thing? 44 00:00:55,809 --> 00:00:57,773 I've even invested in a fancy set of clubs 45 00:00:57,773 --> 00:00:58,395 Can I see them? 46 00:00:58,395 --> 00:00:59,624 No apparently they have to remain in 47 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:02,623 the boot of my car at all times 48 00:01:02,623 --> 00:01:03,481 Hmmm] 49 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:06,142 Could you smear this in a perfectly straight line across my forehead? 50 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:06,881 What is it? 51 00:01:06,881 --> 00:01:08,438 Well it's a skin lightening cream 52 00:01:08,438 --> 00:01:09,167 What why? 53 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:11,098 Yeah I'm trying to get that golfer's tan 54 00:01:11,098 --> 00:01:13,186 You know I just don't want to look like an idiot in the changing rooms 55 00:01:13,186 --> 00:01:13,725 Right 56 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:14,673 where are the drinks? 57 00:01:14,673 --> 00:01:15,457 Couldn't get them 58 00:01:15,457 --> 00:01:15,957 Why not? 59 00:01:15,957 --> 00:01:17,093 I was at the bar i was about to pay 60 00:01:17,093 --> 00:01:18,635 somebody coughed it just 61 00:01:18,635 --> 00:01:20,354 it completely threw me 62 00:01:20,354 --> 00:01:22,354 Okay well I'll get them i guess 63 00:01:22,354 --> 00:01:23,582 Oh thanks man yeah 64 00:01:23,582 --> 00:01:25,588 so it's uh 30 yards to the bar 65 00:01:25,588 --> 00:01:27,061 there's a dog leg to the right 66 00:01:27,061 --> 00:01:28,900 just try to avoid the hazard 67 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:29,627 What hazard? 68 00:01:29,627 --> 00:01:31,789 It's my wife and kids 69 00:01:31,789 --> 00:01:32,357 What? 70 00:01:32,357 --> 00:01:33,741 yeah a huge part of golf 71 00:01:33,741 --> 00:01:34,891 is avoiding your family 72 00:01:38,563 --> 00:01:40,051 Doomdah 73 00:01:40,051 --> 00:01:42,569 We've got five shows in Dublin in May in Vicar Street 74 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:43,506 that's a lot of "ins" 75 00:01:43,506 --> 00:01:44,516 It is yeah 76 00:01:44,516 --> 00:01:45,573 Yes take a sleave 77 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:46,896 have a sleave 78 00:01:46,896 --> 00:01:49,459 thank you finally I'm being respected 79 00:01:49,459 --> 00:01:51,157 we're also going to Australia and New Zealand 80 00:01:51,157 --> 00:01:51,849 in June 81 00:01:52,797 --> 00:01:54,041 Doomdah