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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.08,0:00:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.96,0:00:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you look ridiculous?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.14,0:00:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh thanks yeah I'm getting into golf
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.73,0:00:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh because the whole Rory McIlroy and The Masters?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.98,0:00:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah well I just figured you know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.95,0:00:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not getting any younger and golf is a game that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.62,0:00:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks kindly upon the older gentlemen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.74,0:00:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or lady
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.35,0:00:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depending on what year your rule book was
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.56,0:00:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,written in right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.35,0:00:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on golf is a lot more inclusive these days
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.75,0:00:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.25,0:00:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go into any clubhouse there's a captain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.84,0:00:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a lady captain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.03,0:00:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are equally insufferable
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.29,0:00:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.33,0:00:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah i've even got myself a golf coach
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.71,0:00:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's your swing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.52,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not there yet still working on the basics
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh like your grip or?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.63,0:00:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wealth accumulation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.58,0:00:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.08,0:00:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you can master that you can
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.05,0:00:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really succeed at the game
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.67,0:00:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went golfing once
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.84,0:00:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah you spent more time in the sand
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.15,0:00:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than David Hasseloff
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.16,0:00:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hahahaha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.66,0:00:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Owwww
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.33,0:00:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that supposed to be a joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.52,0:00:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.18,0:00:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's low quality golf banter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.27,0:00:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's one of the most difficult parts of the game to master
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.99,0:00:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over 18 holes that's really going to grate
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.63,0:00:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah it wears you down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.33,0:00:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You going to Claire's later?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.22,0:00:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah I got to hit the gym
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.31,0:00:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coach has me deadlifting 200 kg
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.76,0:00:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't lift that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.70,0:00:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No i know i can't but a huge part of golf
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.86,0:00:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is having a bad back
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.07,0:00:54.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just look in any clubhouse
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.37,0:00:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're really serious about this whole golf thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.81,0:00:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've even invested in a fancy set of clubs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.77,0:00:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I see them?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.40,0:00:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No apparently they have to remain in
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.62,0:01:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the boot of my car at all times
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.62,0:01:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmmm]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.48,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you smear this in a perfectly straight line across my forehead?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.88,0:01:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's a skin lightening cream
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.44,0:01:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What why?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.17,0:01:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I'm trying to get that golfer's tan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.10,0:01:13.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I just don't want to look like an idiot in the changing rooms
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.19,0:01:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.72,0:01:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where are the drinks?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.67,0:01:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn't get them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.46,0:01:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.96,0:01:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was at the bar i was about to pay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.09,0:01:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somebody coughed it just
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.64,0:01:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it completely threw me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.35,0:01:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay well I'll get them i guess
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.35,0:01:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh thanks man yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.58,0:01:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it's uh 30 yards to the bar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.59,0:01:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a dog leg to the right
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.06,0:01:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just try to avoid the hazard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.90,0:01:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What hazard?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.63,0:01:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my wife and kids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.79,0:01:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.36,0:01:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah a huge part of golf
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.74,0:01:34.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is avoiding your family
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.56,0:01:40.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.05,0:01:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got five shows in Dublin in May in Vicar Street
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.57,0:01:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's a lot of "ins"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.51,0:01:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.52,0:01:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes take a sleave
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.57,0:01:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have a sleave
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.90,0:01:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you finally I'm being respected
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.46,0:01:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're also going to Australia and New Zealand
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.16,0:01:51.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in June
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.80,0:01:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah