Heya
Why do you look ridiculous?
Oh thanks yeah I'm getting into golf
Oh because the whole Rory McIlroy and The Masters?
Yeah well I just figured you know
I'm not getting any younger and golf is a game that
looks kindly upon the older gentlemen
or lady
Depending on what year your rule book was
written in right?
Hold on golf is a lot more inclusive these days
Really?
You go into any clubhouse there's a captain
and a lady captain
who are equally insufferable
That's great
Yeah i've even got myself a golf coach
How's your swing?
We're not there yet still working on the basics
Oh like your grip or?
Wealth accumulation
What?
If you can master that you can
really succeed at the game
I went golfing once
Yeah you spent more time in the sand
than David Hasseloff
hahahaha
Owwww
Is that supposed to be a joke?
No
It's low quality golf banter
it's one of the most difficult parts of the game to master
Over 18 holes that's really going to grate
Oh yeah it wears you down
You going to Claire's later?
Nah I got to hit the gym
coach has me deadlifting 200 kg
You can't lift that
No i know i can't but a huge part of golf
is having a bad back
just look in any clubhouse
You're really serious about this whole golf thing?
I've even invested in a fancy set of clubs
Can I see them?
No apparently they have to remain in
the boot of my car at all times
Hmmm]
Could you smear this in a perfectly straight line across my forehead?
What is it?
Well it's a skin lightening cream
What why?
Yeah I'm trying to get that golfer's tan
You know I just don't want to look like an idiot in the changing rooms
Right
where are the drinks?
Couldn't get them
Why not?
I was at the bar i was about to pay
somebody coughed it just
it completely threw me
Okay well I'll get them i guess
Oh thanks man yeah
so it's uh 30 yards to the bar
there's a dog leg to the right
just try to avoid the hazard
What hazard?
It's my wife and kids
What?
yeah a huge part of golf
is avoiding your family
Doomdah
We've got five shows in Dublin in May in Vicar Street
that's a lot of "ins"
It is yeah
Yes take a sleave
have a sleave
thank you finally I'm being respected
we're also going to Australia and New Zealand
in June
Doomdah