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-And finally, you guys, today

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is the last day of January.[br]-Yeah.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-So I thought it'd be nice

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to give a little recap[br]of the entire month.

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Thank you very much.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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January has gone by

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A lot of people did it dry

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Tomorrow,[br]no more being healthy

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We'll all drink like

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-A shirtless Jason Kelce.

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[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

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- Trump says[br]he's mentally fit

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Cognitive test is legit

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But wait a second,[br]here's the thing

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All his answers were...

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-Ding ding,[br]ding ding ding ding.

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- Ron DeSantis came up short

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Pun intended, little sport

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Bad numbers in every poll

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People care more about

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-The Chicago rat hole.

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- Boeing had[br]a few close calls

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Doors fell off and fireball

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But the biggest threat[br]I heard today

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Is the...

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-Footlong chocolate-chip cookie[br]at Subway.

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- Record rallies[br]for the stocks

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Mob wives style on TikTok

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Stanley Cups[br]may lead to fights

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Better bulk up like

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-Jeremy Allen White.

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- All the awards[br]went to "The Bear"

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Fun to watch,[br]but do not work there

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"Oppenheimer" left me shaken

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At least I'm not...

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-A man in Alabama[br]facing charges after diving

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into a Bass Pro Shops[br]aquarium completely naked.

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- January, say goodbye

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Now it's February's time

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We all got a common goal

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Get Taylor to the Super Bowl