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-And finally, you guys, today

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is the last day of January.
-Yeah.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-So I thought it'd be nice

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to give a little recap
of the entire month.

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Thank you very much.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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 January has gone by 

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 A lot of people did it dry 

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 Tomorrow,
no more being healthy 

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 We'll all drink like 

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-A shirtless Jason Kelce.

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[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

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- Trump says
he's mentally fit 

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 Cognitive test is legit 

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 But wait a second,
here's the thing 

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 All his answers were... 

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-Ding ding,
ding ding ding ding.

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- Ron DeSantis came up short 

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 Pun intended, little sport 

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 Bad numbers in every poll 

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 People care more about 

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-The Chicago rat hole.

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- Boeing had
a few close calls 

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 Doors fell off and fireball 

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 But the biggest threat
I heard today 

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 Is the... 

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-Footlong chocolate-chip cookie
at Subway.

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- Record rallies
for the stocks 

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 Mob wives style on TikTok 

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 Stanley Cups
may lead to fights 

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 Better bulk up like 

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-Jeremy Allen White.

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- All the awards
went to "The Bear" 

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 Fun to watch,
but do not work there 

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 "Oppenheimer" left me shaken 

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 At least I'm not... 

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-A man in Alabama
facing charges after diving

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into a Bass Pro Shops
aquarium completely naked.

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- January, say goodbye 

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 Now it's February's time 

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 We all got a common goal 

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 Get Taylor to the Super Bowl