-Hey guys, if you haven't noticed,
I've been gone for a while now because I've been sick...
with Bieber Fev--
No, I'm not gonna make that joke again.
But I am sick if you can't tell.
Eww.
Anyway, I've been gone because I've been extremely busy doing incredibly amazing things.
[keyboard clacking]
No.
No!
No, David, I said zealot, not zergling.
[growls]
Okay, that's not true; kinda, maybe.
The real reason why I've been gone for such a long time
is because I've been working on a short film with Wong Fu Productions.
The film was completely created by us.
We wrote it, we filmed it, we tossed it, we turned it,
we played it, we fought it, and it's being edited right now.
It's going to be about 48 minutes long
and it has some of your favorite YouTubers and more.
I'm not gonna be releasing the trailer until the movie is done.
But for now, let me tickle you with a teaser.
First thing's first.
I'm not your average teenager.
I never got to grow up with a family of bikes and candy.
As long as I can remember,
I've been training to become as ASS,
an agent of secret stuff.
-You have one more assignment you must complete.
-But why?
I already did all the hard stuff.
-We are ASSes.
We do not complain when things get too hard.
We push on through
and we take it.
-Hayden,
we have a special assignment that only you can execute.
We need an agent on the inside.
We believe that the sins have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their own.
Your mission is to pose as a high school student
and protect Taylor from impending threats.
This is a new world for you.
High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens
that you will ever come across.
[action movie music playing]
[explosion]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Teehee.