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-Hey guys, if you haven't noticed,

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I've been gone for a while now because I've been sick...

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with Bieber Fev--

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No, I'm not gonna make that joke again.

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But I am sick if you can't tell.

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Eww.

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Anyway, I've been gone because I've been extremely busy doing incredibly amazing things.

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[keyboard clacking]

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No.

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No!

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No, David, I said zealot, not zergling.

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[growls]

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Okay, that's not true; kinda, maybe.

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The real reason why I've been gone for such a long time

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is because I've been working on a short film with Wong Fu Productions.

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The film was completely created by us.

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We wrote it, we filmed it, we tossed it, we turned it,

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we played it, we fought it, and it's being edited right now.

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It's going to be about 48 minutes long

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and it has some of your favorite YouTubers and more.

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I'm not gonna be releasing the trailer until the movie is done.

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But for now, let me tickle you with a teaser.

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First thing's first.

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I'm not your average teenager.

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I never got to grow up with a family of bikes and candy.

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As long as I can remember,

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I've been training to become as ASS,

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an agent of secret stuff.

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-You have one more assignment you must complete.

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-But why?

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I already did all the hard stuff.

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-We are ASSes.

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We do not complain when things get too hard.

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We push on through

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and we take it.

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-Hayden,

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we have a special assignment that only you can execute.

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We need an agent on the inside.

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We believe that the sins have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their own.

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Your mission is to pose as a high school student

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and protect Taylor from impending threats.

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This is a new world for you.

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High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens

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that you will ever come across.

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[action movie music playing]

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[explosion]

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Teehee.