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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.39,0:00:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey guys, if you haven't noticed,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.60,0:00:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been gone for a while now because I've been sick...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.08,0:00:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Bieber Fev--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.24,0:00:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not gonna make that joke again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.05,0:00:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I am sick if you can't tell.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.48,0:00:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eww.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.48,0:00:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I've been gone because I've been extremely busy doing incredibly amazing things.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.84,0:00:18.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[keyboard clacking]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.15,0:00:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.15,0:00:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.40,0:00:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, David, I said zealot, not zergling.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.90,0:00:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[growls]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.38,0:00:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that's not true; kinda, maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.58,0:00:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The real reason why I've been gone for such a long time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.72,0:00:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is because I've been working on a short film with Wong Fu Productions.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.46,0:00:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The film was completely created by us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.63,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We wrote it, we filmed it, we tossed it, we turned it,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we played it, we fought it, and it's being edited right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.12,0:00:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's going to be about 48 minutes long
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.72,0:00:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it has some of your favorite YouTubers and more.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.09,0:00:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna be releasing the trailer until the movie is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.50,0:00:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But for now, let me tickle you with a teaser.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.06,0:00:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First thing's first.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.06,0:00:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not your average teenager.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.12,0:00:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never got to grow up with a family of bikes and candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.43,0:00:59.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as I can remember,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.100,0:01:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been training to become as ASS,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.80,0:01:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an agent of secret stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.44,0:01:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You have one more assignment you must complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.40,0:01:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But why?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.53,0:01:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already did all the hard stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.70,0:01:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We are ASSes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.14,0:01:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We do not complain when things get too hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.79,0:01:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We push on through
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.09,0:01:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.74,0:01:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hayden,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.86,0:01:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have a special assignment that only you can execute.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.24,0:01:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need an agent on the inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.48,0:01:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We believe that the sins have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their own.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.75,0:01:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mission is to pose as a high school student
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.17,0:01:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and protect Taylor from impending threats.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.78,0:01:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a new world for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.25,0:01:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.10,0:01:52.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you will ever come across.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.96,0:01:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[action movie music playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.73,0:02:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[explosion]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.14,0:02:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.25,0:02:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teehee.