From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD
An exciting new development in
parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours
with no subsidence?
HIRE A MUM provides regular support
when you need it most.
”Ma, thank you!”
No matter what your need is,
HIRE A MUM has you covered.
We have CHEF MUM with 25 years
of restaurant experience…
…who can whip you up healthy,
nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
We also have the TRADIE MUM
who can fix anything and everything…
… including the kitchen sink
More reliable than a plumber or builder…
…TRADIE MUM comes at an absolute bargain
for only $75 a hour.
We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs
in mathematics, business, and psychology…
…able to help you with your
university assignments…
…for the low, low price of $100 per hour,
per subject.
Our scientists have been working
day and night to bring you…
… patented temperature control technology.
-“Bye, mum!”
-“Just wait.”
-“Bye now.”
All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched…
… as soon as you call.
For a limited time only and no extra cost,
our mums come equipped with…
…moral boosting capabilities.