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From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD
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An exciting new development in
parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working long hours
with no subsidence?
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HIRE A MUM provides regular support
when you need it most.
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”Ma, thank you!”
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No matter what your need is,
HIRE A MUM has you covered.
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We have CHEF MUM with 25 years
of restaurant experience…
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…who can whip you up healthy,
nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
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We also have the TRADIE MUM
who can fix anything and everything…
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… including the kitchen sink
More reliable than a plumber or builder…
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…TRADIE MUM comes at an absolute bargain
for only $75 a hour.
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We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs
in mathematics, business, and psychology…
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…able to help you with your
university assignments…
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…for the low, low price of $100 per hour,
per subject.
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Our scientists have been working
day and night to bring you…
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… patented temperature control technology.
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-“Bye, mum!”
-“Just wait.”
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-“Bye now.”
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All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched…
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… as soon as you call.
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For a limited time only and no extra cost,
our mums come equipped with…
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…moral boosting capabilities.
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