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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}An exciting new development in\Nparental technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourself working long hours\Nwith no subsidence?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}HIRE A MUM provides regular support \Nwhen you need it most.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,”Ma, thank you!”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your need is,\NHIRE A MUM has you covered.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have CHEF MUM with 25 years\Nof restaurant experience…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…who can whip you up healthy,\Nnutritious meals for only $50 a serving.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We also have the TRADIE MUM\Nwho can fix anything and everything…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}… including the kitchen sink\NMore reliable than a plumber or builder…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…TRADIE MUM comes at an absolute bargain\Nfor only $75 a hour.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs\Nin mathematics, business, and psychology…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…able to help you with your \Nuniversity assignments…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…for the low, low price of $100 per hour,\Nper subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our scientists have been working\Nday and night to bring you…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}… patented temperature control technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-“Bye, mum!”\N-“Just wait.”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-“Bye now.”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All of our mums are standing by\Nwaiting to be dispatched…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}… as soon as you call.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For a limited time only and no extra cost,\Nour mums come equipped with…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…moral boosting capabilities.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,