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<i>From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD</i>

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<i>An exciting new development in
parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours
with no subsidence?</i>

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<i>HIRE A MUM provides regular support 
when you need it most.</i>

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”Ah, thank you!”

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<i>No matter what your need is,
HIRE A MUM has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the CHEF MUM with 25 years
of restaurant experience…</i>

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<i>…who can whip you up healthy,
nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the TRADIE MUM
who can fix anything and everything…</i>

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<i>… including the kitchen sink.</i>

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<i>More reliable than a plumber or builder,
TRADIE MUM comes at an absolute bargain...</i>

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<i>...only $75 a hour.</i>

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<i>We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs
in mathematics, business, and psychology…</i>

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<i>…able to help you with your 
university assignments…</i>

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<i>…for the low, low price of $100 per hour,
per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientists have been working
day and night to bring you…</i>

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<i>… patented temperature control technology.</i>

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-“Bye, mum!”
-“Just wait.”

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-“Bye now.”

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<i>All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched…</i>

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<i>… as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only,
and at no extra cost...</i>

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<i>...our mums come equipped with
moral boosting capabilities.</i>

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-"And I can't even believe that he
broke up with me, you know?"

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-"I know."

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<i>So next time you're hungy...</i>

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<i>...cold...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love...</i>

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<i>...why not HIRE A MUM?</i>