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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.66,0:00:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.10,0:00:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}An exciting new development in\Nparental technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.68,0:00:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourself working long hours\Nwith no subsidence?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.16,0:00:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}HIRE A MUM provides regular support \Nwhen you need it most.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.22,0:00:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,”Ah, thank you!”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.25,0:00:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your need is,\NHIRE A MUM has you covered.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.87,0:00:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the CHEF MUM with 25 years\Nof restaurant experience…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.34,0:00:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…who can whip you up healthy,\Nnutritious meals for only $50 a serving.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.05,0:00:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We also have the TRADIE MUM\Nwho can fix anything and everything…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.90,0:00:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}… including the kitchen sink.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.67,0:00:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}More reliable than a plumber or builder,\NTRADIE MUM comes at an absolute bargain...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.07,0:00:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...only $75 a hour.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.98,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs\Nin mathematics, business, and psychology…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.74,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…able to help you with your \Nuniversity assignments…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.31,0:01:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…for the low, low price of $100 per hour,\Nper subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.48,0:01:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our scientists have been working\Nday and night to bring you…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.32,0:01:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}… patented temperature control technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.85,0:01:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-“Bye, mum!”\N-“Just wait.”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.63,0:01:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-“Bye now.”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.28,0:01:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All of our mums are standing by\Nwaiting to be dispatched…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.36,0:01:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}… as soon as you call.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.42,0:01:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For a limited time only,\Nand at no extra cost...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.47,0:01:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...our mums come equipped with\Nmoral boosting capabilities.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.26,0:01:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"And I can't even believe that he\Nbroke up with me, you know?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.38,0:01:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"I know."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.43,0:02:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So next time you're hungy...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.35,0:02:05.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...cold...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.75,0:02:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...or just need some love...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.62,0:02:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...why not HIRE A MUM?{\i0}