From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD
An exciting new development in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours with no subsidence?
HIRE A MUM provides regular support when you need it most.
”Ah, thank you!”
No matter what your need is, HIRE A MUM has you covered.
We have the CHEF MUM with 25 years of restaurant experience…
…who can whip you up healthy, nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
We also have the TRADIE MUM who can fix anything and everything…
… including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder, TRADIE MUM comes at an absolute bargain...
...only $75 a hour.
We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs in mathematics, business, and psychology…
…able to help you with your university assignments…
…for the low, low price of $100 per hour, per subject.
Our scientists have been working day and night to bring you…
… patented temperature control technology.
-“Bye, mum!” -“Just wait.”
-“Bye now.”
All of our mums are standing by waiting to be dispatched…
… as soon as you call.
For a limited time only, and at no extra cost...
...our mums come equipped with moral boosting capabilities.
-"And I can't even believe that he broke up with me, you know?"
-"I know."
So next time you're hungy...
...cold...
...or just need some love...
...why not HIRE A MUM?