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<i>From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD</i>

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<i>An exciting new development in[br]parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours[br]with no subsidence?</i>

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<i>HIRE A MUM provides regular support [br]when you need it most.</i>

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Ah, thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs,[br]HIRE A MUM has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the CHEF MUM with 25 years[br]of restaurant experience…</i>

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<i>…who can whip you up healthy,[br]nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the TRADIE MUM[br]who can fix anything and everything…</i>

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<i>… including the kitchen sink.</i>

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<i>More reliable than a plumber or builder,[br]TRADIE MUM comes at an absolute bargain...</i>

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<i>...only $75 a hour.</i>

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<i>We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs[br]in mathematics, business, and psychology…</i>

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<i>…able to help you with your [br]university assignments…</i>

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<i>…for the low, low price of $100 per hour,[br]per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientists have been working[br]day and night to bring you…</i>

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<i>… patented temperature control technology.</i>

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-Bye, mum![br]-Just wait.

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Bye now.

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<i>All of our mums are standing by[br]waiting to be dispatched…</i>

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<i>… as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only,[br]and at no extra cost...</i>

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<i>...our mums come equipped with[br]moral boosting capabilities.</i>

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And I can't even believe that he[br]broke up with me, you know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you're hungy...</i>

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<i>...cold...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love...</i>

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<i>...why not HIRE A MUM?</i>