"I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like
Michael Jackson, that's why your neighbor
said I remind him of Nicholas Cage
cause I'm gone in 60 seconds
But watch this right here then look
Who does this the most on the window,
the kids, the dogs or the ugly black guys
that eat fried chicken, now you see
these water spots, look, they get whiter
than my elbows without lotion, watch this"
(chuckle) "Cause Stevie Wonder said seeing
is believing and I got a disease called
enthusiasm so I'm a cut straight to
the mustard. Watch this though,
don't laugh to hard cause the neighbors
gone see this black kid scrubbing your
window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off
like Mr Miagi. Remember 'The Karate Kid'?
Now watch this. It air dry look it puts a coating
on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints
no streaks. That's why we can't sell it
to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.
Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.
Now, then yall. You and mom y'all would agree
Oh my God! You see this right here,
who did that" "I did that" "OK, watch this.
Now my mom said if it's darker than me
and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there
right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.
Now look this right here, we just upgraded
like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant
hold this and watch this cause this should be
the main reason why you get the H.B.O.
special. You know what H.B.O. mean?"
"No" "You get to help a brother out." (laugh)
"I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of
your neighbors in the community say they
just gonna get it cause I'm funny
cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you
just go back and forth like an argument." (laugh)