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"I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like

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Michael Jackson, that's why your neighbor

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said I remind him of Nicholas Cage

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cause I'm gone in 60 seconds

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But watch this right here then look

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Who does this the most on the window,

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the kids, the dogs or the ugly black guys

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that eat fried chicken, now you see

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these water spots, look, they get whiter

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than my elbows without lotion, watch this"

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(chuckle) "Cause Stevie Wonder said seeing

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is believing and I got a disease called

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enthusiasm so I'm a cut straight to

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the mustard. Watch this though,

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don't laugh to hard cause the neighbors

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gone see this black kid scrubbing your

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window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off

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like Mr Miagi. Remember 'The Karate Kid'?

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Now watch this. It air dry look it puts a coating

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on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints

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no streaks. That's why we can't sell it

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to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.

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Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.

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Now, then yall. You and mom y'all would agree

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Oh my God! You see this right here,

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who did that" "I did that" "OK, watch this.

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Now my mom said if it's darker than me

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and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there

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right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.

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Now look this right here, we just upgraded

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like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant

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hold this and watch this cause this should be

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the main reason why you get the H.B.O.

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special. You know what H.B.O. mean?"

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"No" "You get to help a brother out." (laugh)

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"I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of

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your neighbors in the community say they

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just gonna get it cause I'm funny

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cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you

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just go back and forth like an argument." (laugh)