"I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like
Michael Jackson. That's why your neighbor
said I remind him of Nicholas Cage.
'Cause I'm gone in 60 seconds.
But watch this right here. Then look.
Who does this the most on the window,
the kids, the dogs, or the ugly black guys
that eat fried chicken? Now you see
these water spots. Look, they get whiter
than my elbows without lotion. Watch this.
(chuckle) 'Cause Stevie Wonder said, "seeing
is believing." And I got a disease called
enthusiasm. So I'm a cut straight to
the mustard. Watch this though.
Don't laugh too hard 'cause the neighbors
gone see this black kid scrubbing your
window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off
like Mr Miagi. Remember "The Karate Kid?"
Now watch this. It air dry. Look it puts a coating
on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints,
no streaks. That's why we can't sell it
to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.
Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.
Now, then y'all. You and mom y'all would agree
Oh my God! You see this right here.
Who did that? (customer) "I did that." OK, watch this.
Now my mom said if it's darker than me
and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there
right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.
Now look this right here, we just upgraded
like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant.
Hold this and watch this cause this should be
the main reason why you get the HBO
special. You know what HBO mean?
(customer)"No." You get to help a brother out. (laugh)
I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of
your neighbors in the community say they
just gonna get it 'cause I'm funny.
'Cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you
just go back and forth like an argument. (laugh)
Now I ain't like Jesus. But look how it split down the middle like Moses did the Red Sea.
Paint me green and call me a pickle.
And look at this right here. Look. Goes good with chicken.
Don't drink it though. It'll give you the Hershey squirts.
But that one bottle lasts longer than my last relationship.
Y'all got water right. (customer)"Yeah." (laughs).
High five! You're qualified to use it.
Over here mama. Now, this is my last demo.
And I'm outta here quicker than your favorite shampoo.
Y'all familiar with these right here Sharpies? (customer)"Yeah."
Now watch this. Even though I'm Black, it ain't black magic.
It just work. 'Cause look.
Say you got this in the clothes, or the carpet, or the laundry.
Would you agree that's hard to get out? (customer)"Prob'ly"
Would you throw it out, Shout it out, get OJ to stab it out, Mike Tyson to bite it
(customer)"Throw it out."