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"I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like

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Michael Jackson. That's why your neighbor

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said I remind him of Nicholas Cage.

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'Cause I'm gone in 60 seconds.

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But watch this right here. Then look.

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Who does this the most on the window,

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the kids, the dogs, or the ugly black guys

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that eat fried chicken? Now you see

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these water spots. Look, they get whiter

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than my elbows without lotion. Watch this.

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(chuckle) 'Cause Stevie Wonder said, "seeing

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is believing." And I got a disease called

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enthusiasm. So I'm a cut straight to

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the mustard. Watch this though.

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Don't laugh too hard 'cause the neighbors

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gone see this black kid scrubbing your

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window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off

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like Mr Miagi. Remember "The Karate Kid?"

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Now watch this. It air dry. Look it puts a coating

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on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints,

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no streaks. That's why we can't sell it

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to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.

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Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.

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Now, then y'all. You and mom y'all would agree

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Oh my God! You see this right here.

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Who did that? (customer) "I did that." OK, watch this.

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Now my mom said if it's darker than me

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and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there

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right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.

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Now look this right here, we just upgraded

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like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant.

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Hold this and watch this cause this should be

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the main reason why you get the HBO

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special. You know what HBO mean?

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(customer)"No." You get to help a brother out. (laugh)

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I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of

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your neighbors in the community say they

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just gonna get it 'cause I'm funny.

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'Cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you

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just go back and forth like an argument. (laugh)

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Now I ain't like Jesus. But look how it split down the middle like Moses did the Red Sea.

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Paint me green and call me a pickle.

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And look at this right here. Look. Goes good with chicken.

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Don't drink it though. It'll give you the Hershey squirts.

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But that one bottle lasts longer than my last relationship.

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Y'all got water right. (customer)"Yeah." (laughs).

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High five! You're qualified to use it.

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Over here mama. Now, this is my last demo.

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And I'm outta here quicker than your favorite shampoo.

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Y'all familiar with these right here Sharpies? (customer)"Yeah."

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Now watch this. Even though I'm Black, it ain't black magic.

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It just work. 'Cause look.

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Say you got this in the clothes, or the carpet, or the laundry.

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Would you agree that's hard to get out? (customer)"Prob'ly"

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Would you throw it out, Shout it out, get OJ to stab it out, Mike Tyson to bite it

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(customer)"Throw it out."