1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Michael Jackson. That's why your neighbor 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 said I remind him of Nicholas Cage. 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 'Cause I'm gone in 60 seconds. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But watch this right here. Then look. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who does this the most on the window, 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the kids, the dogs, or the ugly black guys 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that eat fried chicken? Now you see 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 these water spots. Look, they get whiter 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 than my elbows without lotion. Watch this. 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (chuckle) 'Cause Stevie Wonder said, "seeing 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is believing." And I got a disease called 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 enthusiasm. So I'm a cut straight to 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the mustard. Watch this though. 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't laugh too hard 'cause the neighbors 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 gone see this black kid scrubbing your 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like Mr Miagi. Remember "The Karate Kid?" 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now watch this. It air dry. Look it puts a coating 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints, 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no streaks. That's why we can't sell it 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok. 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff. 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now, then y'all. You and mom y'all would agree 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh my God! You see this right here. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who did that? (customer) "I did that." OK, watch this. 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now my mom said if it's darker than me 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA. 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now look this right here, we just upgraded 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant. 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hold this and watch this cause this should be 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the main reason why you get the HBO 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 special. You know what HBO mean? 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (customer)"No." You get to help a brother out. (laugh) 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your neighbors in the community say they 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just gonna get it 'cause I'm funny. 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 'Cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just go back and forth like an argument. (laugh) 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now I ain't like Jesus. But look how it split down the middle like Moses did the Red Sea. 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Paint me green and call me a pickle. 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And look at this right here. Look. Goes good with chicken. 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't drink it though. It'll give you the Hershey squirts. 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But that one bottle lasts longer than my last relationship. 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Y'all got water right. (customer)"Yeah." (laughs). 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 High five! You're qualified to use it. 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Over here mama. Now, this is my last demo. 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I'm outta here quicker than your favorite shampoo. 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Y'all familiar with these right here Sharpies? (customer)"Yeah." 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now watch this. Even though I'm Black, it ain't black magic. 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It just work. 'Cause look. 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Say you got this in the clothes, or the carpet, or the laundry. 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Would you agree that's hard to get out? (customer)"Prob'ly" 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Would you throw it out, Shout it out, get OJ to stab it out, Mike Tyson to bite it 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (customer)"Throw it out."