1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,648 Heeeey buddy 2 00:00:02,733 --> 00:00:06,733 You come back for that Vitamix? You - 3 00:00:07,650 --> 00:00:08,980 Oh - you should get that looked that. 4 00:00:09,308 --> 00:00:11,438 Yeah, I've been meaning to see a doctor. 5 00:00:11,841 --> 00:00:13,571 Hey...I wanted to talk to you about... 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,441 you know...I feel bad... 7 00:00:16,492 --> 00:00:18,292 about what happened. 8 00:00:19,222 --> 00:00:21,308 So, you're apologizing? 9 00:00:21,308 --> 00:00:23,317 Yes, I'm sorry. 10 00:00:23,727 --> 00:00:25,717 Okay. I don't forgive you. 11 00:00:25,717 --> 00:00:27,527 Herb, I said I'm sorry. 12 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,027 Yeah, and I do not forgive you. 13 00:00:30,027 --> 00:00:31,942 Um....not sure you get 14 00:00:31,942 --> 00:00:33,132 what's happening here. 15 00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:35,266 This could be the last time that - 16 00:00:35,266 --> 00:00:37,676 No - I'm not going to give you closure. 17 00:00:37,676 --> 00:00:39,046 You don't get that. 18 00:00:39,502 --> 00:00:42,012 You have to live with the shitty thing 19 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,800 you did for the rest of your life. 20 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,719 You have to know that it is never - 21 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,381 EVER - going to be okay. 22 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,352 I'd really think if we'd both feel better if we just - 23 00:00:50,352 --> 00:00:52,392 I'm dying! I'm not going to feel better, 24 00:00:52,392 --> 00:00:54,272 and I'm not going to be your prop so YOU 25 00:00:54,272 --> 00:00:55,042 can feel better! 26 00:00:55,683 --> 00:00:56,573 You have to believe me, 27 00:00:56,576 --> 00:00:57,826 I did everything I could. 28 00:00:57,842 --> 00:01:00,502 Yeah? Then why didn't you call me huh? 29 00:01:00,785 --> 00:01:02,590 20 years, you didn't call me. 30 00:01:02,590 --> 00:01:04,621 Look, look, I , I wanted to 31 00:01:04,621 --> 00:01:05,611 but I didn't think - 32 00:01:05,611 --> 00:01:06,741 You know what it was like for me? 33 00:01:06,876 --> 00:01:07,794 I had nobody. 34 00:01:07,794 --> 00:01:08,814 Everybody left. 35 00:01:08,925 --> 00:01:10,225 I knew all those show biz phonies 36 00:01:10,225 --> 00:01:11,515 would turn on me, sure. 37 00:01:11,524 --> 00:01:12,234 But you? 38 00:01:12,234 --> 00:01:13,952 It's not my fault you got fired. 39 00:01:13,952 --> 00:01:16,212 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE JOB! 40 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:18,727 I did fine, I had a good life. 41 00:01:18,838 --> 00:01:21,428 But what i needed then, was a friend. 42 00:01:21,772 --> 00:01:23,552 And you abandoned me, 43 00:01:23,814 --> 00:01:26,904 and I will never forgive you for that. 44 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:29,837 Now get the fuck out of my house. 45 00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:35,079 I... sighs 46 00:01:36,238 --> 00:01:38,189 Hey this is a dumb question, but the gay 47 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,211 thing and the rectal cancer aren't related 48 00:01:40,211 --> 00:01:41,001 GET OUT OF HERE 49 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,814 Never mind, stupid question. Forget I 50 00:01:42,814 --> 00:01:43,544 brought it up. 51 00:01:44,195 --> 00:01:44,945 Huh? 52 00:01:45,154 --> 00:01:47,264 Hey BJ, put that back asshole! 53 00:01:47,264 --> 00:01:48,624 No, you gave this to me. 54 00:01:49,174 --> 00:01:49,894 No! 55 00:01:51,922 --> 00:01:52,892 Give me that! 56 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:55,651 Bojack? What are you doing? 57 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:56,681 Get off him! 58 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,672 The show was never the same after I left, 59 00:01:58,672 --> 00:01:59,382 ADMIT IT! 60 00:01:59,382 --> 00:02:02,142 Some people prefer the later years! 61 00:02:02,142 --> 00:02:03,163 Get off! 62 00:02:03,163 --> 00:02:05,143 Bojack, come on. 63 00:02:05,143 --> 00:02:08,051 Thank you for inviting us. 64 00:02:08,051 --> 00:02:10,480 You have a lovely home. 65 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:12,013 You know what your problem is? 66 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:14,033 You wanna think of yourself as the good 67 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:16,083 guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, 68 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:18,053 and I can tell you that you're not. 69 00:02:18,053 --> 00:02:19,097 In fact, 70 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,647 you'd probably sleep a lot better at night 71 00:02:21,647 --> 00:02:23,687 if you just admitted to yourself that 72 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:26,457 you're a selfish god damn coward who takes 73 00:02:26,457 --> 00:02:29,007 whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit 74 00:02:29,007 --> 00:02:30,597 about who he hurts. 75 00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:31,527 THAT'S you. 76 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,517 THAT's Bojack Horseman. 77 00:02:34,105 --> 00:02:36,515 I don't know why I came here. 78 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,680 Yeah, you do.