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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heeeey buddy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.73,0:00:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You come back for that Vitamix? You -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.65,0:00:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh - you should get that looked that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.31,0:00:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I've been meaning to see a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.84,0:00:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey...I wanted to talk to you about...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.60,0:00:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know...I feel bad...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.49,0:00:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about what happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.22,0:00:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you're apologizing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.31,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.73,0:00:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I don't forgive you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.72,0:00:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Herb, I said I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.53,0:00:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and I do not forgive you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.03,0:00:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um....not sure you get
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.94,0:00:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's happening here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.14,0:00:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This could be the last time that -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.27,0:00:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No - I'm not going to give you closure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.68,0:00:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't get that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.50,0:00:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to live with the shitty thing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.04,0:00:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you did for the rest of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.80,0:00:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to know that it is never -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.72,0:00:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EVER - going to be okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.38,0:00:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd really think if we'd both feel better if we just -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.35,0:00:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm dying! I'm not going to feel better,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.39,0:00:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm not going to be your prop so YOU
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.27,0:00:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can feel better!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.68,0:00:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to believe me,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.58,0:00:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did everything I could.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.84,0:01:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? Then why didn't you call me huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.78,0:01:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20 years, you didn't call me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.59,0:01:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, look, I , I wanted to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.62,0:01:05.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I didn't think -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.61,0:01:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what it was like for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.88,0:01:07.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had nobody.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.79,0:01:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody left.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.92,0:01:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew all those show biz phonies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.22,0:01:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would turn on me, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.52,0:01:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.23,0:01:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not my fault you got fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.95,0:01:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE JOB!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.27,0:01:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did fine, I had a good life.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.84,0:01:21.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what i needed then, was a friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.77,0:01:23.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you abandoned me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.81,0:01:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will never forgive you for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.19,0:01:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get the fuck out of my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.08,0:01:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... {\i1}sighs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.24,0:01:38.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey this is a dumb question, but the gay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.20,0:01:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing and the rectal cancer aren't related
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.21,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GET OUT OF HERE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind, stupid question. Forget I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.81,0:01:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brought it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.20,0:01:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.15,0:01:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey BJ, put that back asshole!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.26,0:01:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you gave this to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.17,0:01:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.92,0:01:52.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me that!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.56,0:01:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bojack? What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get off him!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.68,0:01:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The show was never the same after I left,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.67,0:01:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ADMIT IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.38,0:02:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some people prefer the later years!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.14,0:02:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get off!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.16,0:02:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bojack, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.14,0:02:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for inviting us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.05,0:02:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a lovely home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.56,0:02:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what your problem is?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.08,0:02:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna think of yourself as the good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.03,0:02:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guy. Well, I know you better than anyone,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.08,0:02:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I can tell you that you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.05,0:02:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.10,0:02:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd probably sleep a lot better at night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.65,0:02:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you just admitted to yourself that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.69,0:02:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a selfish god damn coward who takes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.46,0:02:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.01,0:02:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about who he hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.60,0:02:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT'S you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.53,0:02:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT's Bojack Horseman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.10,0:02:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I came here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.00,0:02:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you do.