0:00:00.000,0:00:02.648 Heeeey buddy! 0:00:02.733,0:00:06.733 You come back for that Vitamix? You - 0:00:07.650,0:00:08.980 Oh - you should get that looked that. 0:00:09.308,0:00:11.438 Yeah, I've been meaning to see a doctor. 0:00:11.841,0:00:13.571 Hey...I wanted to talk to you about... 0:00:13.600,0:00:16.441 you know...I feel bad... 0:00:16.492,0:00:18.292 about what happened. 0:00:19.222,0:00:21.308 So, you're apologizing? 0:00:21.308,0:00:23.317 Yes, I'm sorry. 0:00:23.727,0:00:25.717 Okay. I don't forgive you. 0:00:25.717,0:00:27.527 Herb, I said I'm sorry. 0:00:27.527,0:00:30.027 Yeah, and I do not forgive you. 0:00:30.027,0:00:31.942 Um....not sure you get 0:00:31.942,0:00:33.132 what's happening here. 0:00:33.140,0:00:35.266 This could be the last time that - 0:00:35.266,0:00:37.676 No - I'm not going to give you closure. 0:00:37.676,0:00:39.046 You don't get that. 0:00:39.502,0:00:42.012 You have to live with the shitty thing 0:00:42.040,0:00:43.800 you did for the rest of your life. 0:00:43.800,0:00:45.719 You have to know that it is never - 0:00:45.720,0:00:47.381 EVER - going to be okay. 0:00:47.381,0:00:50.352 I'd really think if we'd both feel better if we just - 0:00:50.352,0:00:52.392 I'm dying! I'm not going to feel better, 0:00:52.392,0:00:54.272 and I'm not going to be your prop so YOU 0:00:54.272,0:00:55.042 can feel better! 0:00:55.683,0:00:56.573 You have to believe me, 0:00:56.576,0:00:57.826 I did everything I could. 0:00:57.842,0:01:00.502 Yeah? Then why didn't you call me huh? 0:01:00.785,0:01:02.590 20 years, you didn't call me. 0:01:02.590,0:01:04.621 Look, look, I , I wanted to 0:01:04.621,0:01:05.611 but I didn't think - 0:01:05.611,0:01:06.741 You know what it was like for me? 0:01:06.876,0:01:07.794 I had nobody. 0:01:07.794,0:01:08.814 Everybody left. 0:01:08.925,0:01:10.225 I knew all those show biz phonies 0:01:10.225,0:01:11.515 would turn on me, sure. 0:01:11.524,0:01:12.234 But you? 0:01:12.234,0:01:13.952 It's not my fault you got fired. 0:01:13.952,0:01:16.212 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE JOB! 0:01:16.267,0:01:18.727 I did fine, I had a good life. 0:01:18.838,0:01:21.428 But what I needed then, was a friend. 0:01:21.772,0:01:23.552 And you abandoned me, 0:01:23.814,0:01:26.904 and I will NEVER forgive you for that. 0:01:27.187,0:01:29.837 Now get the fuck out of my house. 0:01:31.079,0:01:35.079 I... sighs 0:01:36.238,0:01:38.199 Hey this is a dumb question, but the gay 0:01:38.199,0:01:39.151 thing and the rectal 0:01:39.151,0:01:41.061 cancer thing aren't related are they - ? 0:01:41.061,0:01:41.841 GET OUT OF HERE 0:01:41.841,0:01:43.654 Never mind, stupid question. Forget I 0:01:43.654,0:01:44.375 brought it up. 0:01:44.375,0:01:45.125 Huh? 0:01:45.154,0:01:47.264 Hey BJ, put that back asshole! 0:01:47.264,0:01:48.624 No, you gave this to me. 0:01:49.174,0:01:49.894 No! 0:01:51.922,0:01:52.892 Give me that! 0:01:53.561,0:01:55.651 Bojack? What are you doing? 0:01:55.791,0:01:56.681 Get off him! 0:01:56.681,0:01:58.672 The show was never the same after I left, 0:01:58.672,0:01:59.382 ADMIT IT! 0:01:59.382,0:02:02.142 Some people prefer the later years! 0:02:02.142,0:02:03.163 Get off! 0:02:03.163,0:02:05.143 Bojack, come on. 0:02:05.143,0:02:08.051 Thank you for inviting us. 0:02:08.051,0:02:10.480 You have a lovely home. 0:02:10.563,0:02:12.013 You know what your problem is? 0:02:12.083,0:02:14.033 You wanna think of yourself as the good 0:02:14.033,0:02:16.083 guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, 0:02:16.083,0:02:18.053 and I can tell you that you're not. 0:02:18.053,0:02:19.097 In fact, 0:02:19.097,0:02:21.647 you'd probably sleep a lot better at night 0:02:21.647,0:02:23.687 if you just admitted to yourself that 0:02:23.687,0:02:26.457 you're a selfish god damn coward who takes 0:02:26.457,0:02:29.007 whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit 0:02:29.007,0:02:30.597 about who he hurts. 0:02:30.597,0:02:31.527 THAT'S you. 0:02:31.527,0:02:33.517 THAT's Bojack Horseman. 0:02:34.105,0:02:36.515 I don't know why I came here. 0:02:37.000,0:02:39.680 Yeah, you do.