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Heeeey buddy!

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You come back for that Vitamix? You -

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Oh - you should get that looked that.

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Yeah, I've been meaning to see a doctor.

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Hey...I wanted to talk to you about...

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you know...I feel bad...

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about what happened.

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So, you're apologizing?

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Yes, I'm sorry.

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Okay. I don't forgive you.

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Herb, I said I'm sorry.

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Yeah, and I do not forgive you.

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Um....not sure you get

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what's happening here.

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This could be the last time that -

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No - I'm not going to give you closure.

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You don't get that.

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You have to live with the shitty thing

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you did for the rest of your life.

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You have to know that it is never -

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EVER - going to be okay.

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I'd really think if we'd both feel better if we just -

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I'm dying! I'm not going to feel better,

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and I'm not going to be your prop so YOU

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can feel better!

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You have to believe me,

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I did everything I could.

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Yeah? Then why didn't you call me huh?

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20 years, you didn't call me.

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Look, look, I , I wanted to

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but I didn't think -

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You know what it was like for me?

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I had nobody.

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Everybody left.

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I knew all those show biz phonies

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would turn on me, sure.

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But you?

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It's not my fault you got fired.

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE JOB!

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I did fine, I had a good life.

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But what I needed then, was a friend.

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And you abandoned me,

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and I will NEVER forgive you for that.

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Now get the fuck out of my house.

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I... <i>sighs</i>

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Hey this is a dumb question, but the gay

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thing and the rectal

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cancer thing aren't related are they - ?

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GET OUT OF HERE

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Never mind, stupid question. Forget I

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brought it up.

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Huh?

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Hey BJ, put that back asshole!

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No, you gave this to me.

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No!

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Give me that!

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Bojack? What are you doing?

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Get off him!

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The show was never the same after I left,

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ADMIT IT!

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Some people prefer the later years!

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Get off!

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Bojack, come on.

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Thank you for inviting us.

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You have a lovely home.

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You know what your problem is?

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You wanna think of yourself as the good

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guy. Well, I know you better than anyone,

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and I can tell you that you're not.

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In fact,

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you'd probably sleep a lot better at night

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if you just admitted to yourself that

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you're a selfish god damn coward who takes

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whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit

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about who he hurts.

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THAT'S you.

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THAT's Bojack Horseman.

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I don't know why I came here.

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Yeah, you do.