1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:02,830 This is Scott Mills on BBC Radio 1 2 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,610 We're with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg 3 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,518 about to play the playground insults game. 4 00:00:06,518 --> 00:00:08,361 They're now sitting opposite one another; 5 00:00:08,361 --> 00:00:10,339 I would like you to take it in turns to 6 00:00:10,339 --> 00:00:12,241 throw insults at each other; if one of you 7 00:00:12,241 --> 00:00:14,267 laughs, you're out the game - no pressure. 8 00:00:14,267 --> 00:00:15,723 Who wants to start? Does anyone have a 9 00:00:15,723 --> 00:00:17,660 decent insult knocking 'round their head? 10 00:00:19,271 --> 00:00:20,421 (Mark) I'll start. 11 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:21,549 (Will) Aw, this one's huge... 12 00:00:21,559 --> 00:00:22,866 (Scott) Okay, Mark's going to start. 13 00:00:22,886 --> 00:00:23,996 We're going to step out of the way now. 14 00:00:24,006 --> 00:00:24,868 Okay, here we go. (Presenter) Good luck gentlemen. 15 00:00:24,888 --> 00:00:25,806 (Scott) Stare each other out. 16 00:00:25,806 --> 00:00:27,673 (Will) Mark, to serve. 17 00:00:27,863 --> 00:00:29,753 (Mark) I'm getting ready. 18 00:00:35,721 --> 00:00:37,566 (Mark) You're not a nice person. 19 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,448 You smell like baby barf. 20 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,579 (Presenters giggle) 21 00:00:47,579 --> 00:00:49,052 (Mark) Your hair looks like a Brillo pad 22 00:00:49,052 --> 00:00:51,307 that I wanna scrub my sack with. 23 00:00:53,963 --> 00:00:57,738 You wish you could... scrub your sack, 24 00:00:57,738 --> 00:01:00,648 with my Brillo head if you had a sack, 25 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,075 you sackless bitch. 26 00:01:03,075 --> 00:01:03,824 Can I say that? 27 00:01:03,824 --> 00:01:05,165 (Presenter) I think that one's on the line. 28 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:07,529 (Mark) You already did. Twerp. 29 00:01:07,529 --> 00:01:11,249 (Mark laughs) 30 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,541 (Presenter) Okay, compose. 31 00:01:12,818 --> 00:01:16,051 (Mark) Yeah. (Mark breathes in slowly) 32 00:01:16,051 --> 00:01:19,679 You're a wonderfully looking human being. 33 00:01:20,650 --> 00:01:22,752 (Presenter) He's being sarcastic. 34 00:01:25,521 --> 00:01:27,555 You're a terrible actor. 35 00:01:27,961 --> 00:01:31,601 In your movies, I can see you, in your coverage, 36 00:01:31,601 --> 00:01:33,846 mouthing the line of the other actor, 37 00:01:33,846 --> 00:01:35,701 silently to yourself. 38 00:01:36,984 --> 00:01:40,601 Your blue eyes make my brown eyes brown. 39 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,727 Again I think he's being sarcastic. 40 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:50,431 (Will) Your momma... raised you well. 41 00:01:51,993 --> 00:01:54,874 You are a poor man's Mike Myers. 42 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:06,264 Your last movie... really was... underwhelming. 43 00:02:10,792 --> 00:02:13,355 (Mark) Jack Black will kick your ass. 44 00:02:23,215 --> 00:02:28,962 You got a great ass, for a guy from Boston. 45 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:34,931 Can I go again? 46 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:35,977 You can go again; well if you've got it in 47 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:36,642 you, you can go again. 48 00:02:36,642 --> 00:02:38,601 If I was on a desert island, and I had a 49 00:02:38,601 --> 00:02:41,412 choice between eating a Wahl-burger and a 50 00:02:42,352 --> 00:02:44,514 (Mark loses it) 51 00:02:45,564 --> 00:02:48,920 a raw dead fish, I would eat the dead fish. 52 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:59,647 Your Anchorman moustache was made... from... 53 00:03:00,037 --> 00:03:01,809 Howard's pubic hair. 54 00:03:03,676 --> 00:03:04,977 (Will) Oh, your friend Howard? 55 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:05,914 (Mark) Mhm. 56 00:03:08,128 --> 00:03:09,867 (Will) You're so old, when you were a kid 57 00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:11,201 rainbows were black and white. 58 00:03:11,604 --> 00:03:13,849 (Presenters giggling) 59 00:03:13,887 --> 00:03:16,985 Hmm, that doesn't sound very original. 60 00:03:19,094 --> 00:03:22,555 Ben Stiller... said everytime he did a joke, 61 00:03:22,555 --> 00:03:25,147 you wanted a new take, because he was 62 00:03:25,147 --> 00:03:27,106 funnier than you. 63 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:29,912 (Mark) I thought he was gonna jump on me. 64 00:03:29,912 --> 00:03:35,283 New Kids on the Block just called, and 65 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:43,153 they talked to Ace, and they wanted you as 66 00:03:43,153 --> 00:03:45,413 a backup dancer but they chose Ace. 67 00:03:46,005 --> 00:03:47,761 (Presenters, Mark, laughing) 68 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,047 (Scott) Alright, well, that's definite 69 00:03:49,047 --> 00:03:50,801 laughter from Mark there, so Will Ferrell 70 00:03:50,801 --> 00:03:53,038 wins the playground insults game today with 71 00:03:53,038 --> 00:03:56,203 the low-blow about a nineties boy band. 72 00:03:57,256 --> 00:03:58,721 Mark and Will, thank you so much for 73 00:03:58,721 --> 00:03:59,775 playing the insults game, it was pretty 74 00:03:59,775 --> 00:04:01,502 tense at times, but I very much enjoyed it. 75 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:02,733 (Will) That... it's much more difficult 76 00:04:02,733 --> 00:04:03,887 than you think. (Mark) It was my favourite 77 00:04:03,887 --> 00:04:04,805 thing ever.