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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.17,0:00:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Scott Mills on BBC Radio 1
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.83,0:00:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg\Nabout to play the playground insults game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.26,0:00:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're now sitting opposite one another;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.36,0:00:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like you to take it in turns to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.34,0:00:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throw insults at each other; if one of you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.24,0:00:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,laughs, you're out the game - no pressure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.27,0:00:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wants to start? Does anyone have a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.72,0:00:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decent insult knocking 'round their head?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.27,0:00:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) I'll start.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.42,0:00:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Will) Aw, this one's huge...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.56,0:00:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Scott) Okay, Mark's going to start.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.89,0:00:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to step out of the way now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.01,0:00:24.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here we go.\N(Presenter) Good luck gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.89,0:00:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Scott) Stare each other out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.81,0:00:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Will) Mark, to serve.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.86,0:00:29.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) I'm getting ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.72,0:00:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) You're not a nice person.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.26,0:00:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You smell like baby barf.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.46,0:00:47.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Presenters giggle)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.58,0:00:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) Your hair looks like a Brillo pad\Nthat I wanna scrub my sack with.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.96,0:00:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wish you could... scrub your sack,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.74,0:01:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my Brillo head if you had a sack,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.98,0:01:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you sackless bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.08,0:01:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.82,0:01:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Presenter) I think that one's on the line.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.16,0:01:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) You already did. Twerp.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.53,0:01:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.34,0:01:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Presenter) Okay, compose.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.68,0:01:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) Yeah. (Mark breathes in slowly)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.05,0:01:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a wonderfully looking human being.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.65,0:01:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Presenter) He's being sarcastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.52,0:01:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a terrible actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.88,0:01:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In your movies, I can see you, \Nin your coverage,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.76,0:01:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mouthing the line of the other actor,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.85,0:01:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,silently to yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.98,0:01:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your blue eyes make my brown eyes brown.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.26,0:01:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again I think he's being sarcastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.69,0:01:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Will) Your momma... raised you well.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.99,0:01:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a poor man's Mike Myers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.91,0:01:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Commentators laugh, gasp)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.47,0:02:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your last movie... really was...\Nunderwhelming.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.79,0:02:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) Jack Black will kick your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.22,0:02:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a great ass,\Nfor a guy from Boston.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.75,0:02:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I go again?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.48,0:02:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can go again
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.28,0:02:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you've got it in you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.64,0:02:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I was on a desert island, and I had a
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.60,0:02:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,choice between eating a Wahl-burger and a
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.35,0:02:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark loses it)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.47,0:02:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a raw dead fish, I would\Neat the dead fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.67,0:02:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Anchorman mustache was\Nmade... from...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.04,0:03:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howard's pubic hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.62,0:03:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Will) Oh, your friend Howard?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.44,0:03:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) Mhm.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.82,0:03:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Will) You're so old, when you were a kid
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.83,0:03:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rainbows were black and white.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.60,0:03:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Presenters giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.89,0:03:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, that doesn't sound very original.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.09,0:03:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben Stiller... said every time\Nhe did a joke,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.56,0:03:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wanted a new take, because he was
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.15,0:03:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,funnier than you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.86,0:03:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mark) I thought he was gonna jump on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.91,0:03:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New Kids on the Block just called, and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.73,0:03:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they talked to Ace, and they wanted you as
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.15,0:03:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a backup dancer but they chose Ace.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.00,0:03:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Presenters, Mark, laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.76,0:03:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Scott) Alright, well, that's definite
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.05,0:03:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,laughter from Mark there, so Will Ferrell
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.80,0:03:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wins the playground insults game today with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.04,0:03:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the low-blow about a nineties boy band.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.26,0:03:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mark and Will, thank you so much for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.72,0:03:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,playing the insults game, it was pretty
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.78,0:04:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tense at times, but I very much enjoyed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.50,0:04:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Will) That... it's much more difficult
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.73,0:04:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than you think. (Mark) It was my favourite\Nthing ever.